It's her devotion to charity and philanthropy that will live on more than anything other than her music. She supported numerous liberal causes such as gay rights and universal health care and, during the pandemic, she was a more effective spokesperson for COVID shots than any Democratic politician in Washington. (She helped fund them.) Even if you don't like country music, even if you think she merely played an extension of herself as a movie actress (though you must check out her performance in Steel Magnolias), and even if you have a problem with Dollywood because you think that the last things America needs are more amusement parks, admit it, dude, you loved the woman, didn't you? Everyone loved Dolly Parton, just as everyone loves Cher. And while Dolly was still glowing, still crowing, and still going strong, she left a legacy that is with is now and will be here for a long time, at least as long as Sirius XM (probably the last place you can real real country and western music these days) still plays her records. And so Dolly will never go away again. RIP.
Wednesday, August 26, 2026
Goodbye Dolly
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
Artificially Intelligent Music
While watching YouTube videos - my substitute for television news these days - I came across an ad for Suno, an AI program that enables one not just to write a song but to create a recording by vocalizing melodies and rhythms and translating them into instruments and arrangements.
The Beatles. the Rolling Stones and Jimi Hendrix, I prefer to believe, never would have allowed AI to be used in a commercial recording. But had they had access to it in the sixties, they would have used it to introduce new songs for the band to learn their parts on. And they wouldn't have necessarily followed the AI demos to the letter, either; they would have made changes to the arrangement with a new take if, during the recording process, they heard in the playback process something wrong that didn't fit. Because AI, like any other computer program, makes mistakes.
You know that old sentimental cliché that a knight in shining armor didn't need a shiny car? Please. Just as Sir Galahad would have bought a Lexus had he been able to, the rock and roll musicians whose records we celebrate today as "classic rock" would have used AI if it had been available to them. And, in fact, they have. Paul McCartney couldn't have used AI to figure out how to arrange songs he wrote for Sgt. Pepper and Abbey Road - and it's too bad he couldn't make an AI demo of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," he might have gotten the song finished in the recording studio much sooner and spared George Harrison and and Ringo Starr all that wincing (John didn't take part in that recording) - but he did use AI to complete the Beatles tune "Now and Then," an unfinished Lennon demo meant for Anthology 3 but set aside because George didn't like how it was working out. (Had Lennon had AI available on a computer or laptop at home in the late seventies, he would have made his demos with that and so they wouldn't have been the tinny cassettes that the surviving Beatles and Jeff Lynne had to work with.) The Rolling Stones used AI on their latest album, Foreign Tongues. And given all of the unfinished, unreleased tapes from Electric Lady Studios in New York, a new Hendrix album mastered with AI may be inevitable.
But the Stones and McCartney, veterans that they are, know how dangerous AI can be and so use it responsibly. Today's kids don't have the restraint to use AI with care. They'll go overboard with it, just as the Beatles went overboard with eight-track tape once it came in to replace four-track in 1968. But with AI, as opposed to recording tape with double the tracks, the chances of overreaching are exponentially greater. Artificial intelligence has much more power to reduce music to ugly excess than any multi-track tape machine ever could have.
And what about those kids? If they listen to rap, they've likely never seen a musical instrument, much less heard one, and if they like pop stars like Harry Styles or Taylor Swift, they might want to put themselves as the same level as those singers with just Suno, a laptop, and a dream. They'll create a tune and bring it to life by scatting it into the microphone and letting AI turn it into a generic radio-friendly sound, and they'll add words, and then they'll make percussive noises to create the drums, and . . . that will be it. They'll have a professionally made record. Or so they'll think. But then there's no incentive for them to make a finished product from it when the they think it is a finished product.
The dumbing of popular music has in fact been going on for a long time. For the past forty years or so, record labels have heavily skewed to dance music because it is easier and cheaper to produce. They didn't need AI to figure that out. Rap was a boon because it was easier still to create. It was rappers who "pioneered" the practice of vocalizing percussion; the first rap act to do so was the Disco 3 (well, their sound wasn't disco, but there were three of them), whose percussive vocalist became known as the Human Beat Box. We should be glad they didn't record a collaboration with sound-effects master Michael Winslow. Again, this was the 1980s, so no AI was involved.
For whatever reason, the increasingly rap-friendly pop press found this clownish amateurism in eighties pop endearing, as did the A&R men who spurred it on. (I'll say this much for Harry Styles and Taylor Swift; they are not clownish, and they are not amateurs.) These amateurish trends continued. Now AI is here, and not only is it being used as part of a recording, not only is it being used to create entire recordings from whole cloth, it is being used to create artists. AI programs are successfully creating fictional groups (at least the Archies were voiced by real studio singers!). Even as lightweight pop divas and rap poseurs continue to make records without any musical talent or skill, AI is writing its own songs and creating people to put into fictional bands to play them.
If you need any proof that artist and repertoire (A&R) men are so clueless as to fail to realize what their shortcuts and indulgence for laziness in the 1980s, consider Michael Rosenblatt. He started out as a messenger at Sire Records, Warner Brothers' New Wave label, and rose through the ranks, eventually helping to bring Madonna to the world's attention.
You know where this is going. In a recent interview with a Lincoln Square Media podcast, Rosenblatt recalled how, when Sire boss Seymour Stein signed Madonna to the label, he (Rosenblatt) worked to cultivate her and gave her direction based on what she wanted to achieve as a singer. It was the same thing she told Dick Clark on "American Bandstand" in 1984, soon to bite the dust as more homes were getting MTV - she wanted to rule the world.
She missed her calling. She could have been a comedian.
As you might gather, Rosenblatt laments in this podcast that AI has taken over and has governed how popular music is presented and even made, making more of it itself, and - shocking but true - misses the climate in the record business that allowed Madonna to emerge and prosper.
So, Rosenblatt is saying there was more respect for musical craft and ability when his label signed . . . Madonna???
The dumbing of popular music and the rise of rap, divas, "boy bands" (so called because it's an alliterative phrase, even though none of these groups play their own instruments) was already at an Olympian summit before AI crept in. There were times when pop could have taken a turn away from this dumbing - Tracy Chapman's debut in 1988, the grunge revolt in 1992 - but once those trends toward musical integrity proved to be insufficient as cash cows, it was back to business as usual. Promotional budgets went to videos for airplay on MTV instead of tours that are vital to building up young rock bands. Record labels scaled back signing rock bands because solo performers gave synth-pop and rap even bigger profit margins than they already had - why waste studio on a band when you only have to deal with deal with one performer at a time? And the "music" got more and more robotic and formulaic. And Rosenblatt is shocked that AI has taken over? As the man who helped Madonna get started, he has a lot of damn gall to curse AI and pine for a time when music was about quality and integrity.
Look, I tried to learn how to play guitar when I was a teenager, but I never could master it. Chicago's "Colour My World" is the only song I can play on the piano. I can sing along to a vocal on a record, but I'm not good enough to perform on stage. I can write lyrics, and I have written lyrics, although I thought they were poems - I'm a Bernie Taupin without an Elton John, as I can't think of original melodies. So I have respect for anyone who can sing, play and write music. Even . . . Journey. I have no respect for Madonna, as she is a talentless hack, and so I disrespect rappers that I call them by their given names, because I think it's stupid to humor them by calling them A$AP Rocky (Rakim Athelaston Mayers) or MC Lyte (Lana Michele Moorer) - yeah, yeah, I know, rappers from different eras of rap, why not? And so you'll excuse me for my disrespect for Michael Rosenblatt, because he lost his right to demand respect because he was a part of the reduction of popular music to the sort of annoying background noise that made it ripe for AI in its rudimentary period to take over.
And what do I think of artificially created voices and instrumental sounds being hits on the radio? Hey, despite my personal opposition to commercial recordings made entirely with AI, as far as I'm concerned, whoever makes these records should get a whole lot of credit for them. Maybe fake AI songs should be hits. After all, they can't be any worse that the authentic garbage pop singers and rappers are currently "creating."
It all comes down to this for popular music today: Artificial intelligence, real stupidity.
Monday, August 24, 2026
Meeting With the Devil
Damn those folks in Washington! Just when I think I can get away from commenting on out politics, I get pulled back in!
Sunday, August 23, 2026
The Wave Could Be Building . . .
Could be. But I am simultaneously too superstitious and too realistic to say that it is.
Michigan Republicans and independents? Yeah, that's just the problem. No one knows how a Muslim who is pivoting to the far left in a state known for large Catholic and evangelical Protestant populations and a hunting culture where guys in plaid outfits shoot God's creatures. But he does have appeal in Michigan's suburban areas and small cities. But in overwhelmingly black Detroit, he's still seen as an outsider, given the uneasy relations between black Detroiters and Arab-Americans in Dearborn.
But so far, so good . . . he's competitive. And there's no scandal around him. His name is clearly not Arabic for "Graham Platner."
In Wisconsin, where the governor's mansion is up for grabs, it looked like the state's Democrats were going to slit their throats and nominate Francesca Hong, a leftist Wisconsin legislator who dismissed Thanksgiving as a patriarchal holiday. That was too much for Wisconsin Democrats, aware that the Republicans had nominated an election denier who could help the 2028 Republican presidential nominee - who could be Donald Trump - could help that nominee cheat to win Wisconsin, chose sanity and nominated David Crowley instead.
But here's something to note. Not only is Hong Asian, but Crowley is black, as was former future of the Democratic Party Mandela Barnes (he lost a Sente bid to Ron Johnson in 2022), and a fourth candidate for the Wisconsin Democratic gubernatorial nomination was a Latina. In what is possibly the whitest state in the Great Lakes region, it's possible that outgoing Governor Tony Evers will be the last Democrat to occupy the governor's mansion. But not the last Democrat.
There are too many surprising Democratic primary winners across the country to talk about here, but it looks like opportunities for Democrats to win practically everything this year. People are fed up and want to put in a more productive Congress than the current 119th Congress, the worst Congress in eighty years. There's just one thing - MAGA is working overtime to make sure that doesn't happen. Without the ability for Congress to pass the SAVE America voter suppression bill, Trump is already trying to use his executive powers to limit voting by mail (even though he votes by mail himself, and he is already planning to send ICE agents to the polls to scare anyone who looks like the typical Democratic voter away.
Thursday, August 20, 2026
My First Film: The Self-Interview
When Paul McCartney recorded his first solo album in 1970, it was a solo album in the truest since of the term; he wrote all of the songs and instrumentals, he played all of music himself, he was the album's producer, and he recorded it at home on a Studer four-track tape machine. He also promoted the album by putting out a statement to the press in the form of a self-interview; he asked himself questions that he himself answered. Well, I just made a movie short by myself, and since I not only wrote and directed it myself, I filmed and edited it myself, did it all on a laptop at home making AI video segments on Google Gemini, and created not just a character but also created the person playing the character, I thought I could talk about it in a post here in which I interview myself and ask myself about the movie short. I wanted to invite me, but I chose to interview only myself. Two's company, but three's a crowd.
Q: Is this movie by Steven Maginnis alone?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Can you discuss the title?
A: I'd rather I didn't.
Q: Why not?
A: Because I wish I'd thought of a better title. (laughs)
Q: Well, let's discuss the title anyway. A Mime Unmasks. And Talks . . . And Talks . . . And Talks. As anyone can gather, it's about a mime artist who spends most of the movie out of costume and doing most of the talking. What inspired you to make a movie about a mime artist who dominates a conversation when not performing?
A: Well, that's an old joke Marcel Marceau once made; if you get mimes talking when they're not performing, they never stop. And they don't, really. When Harpo Marx, who was a mime without ever being called one, talked in public for the first time at a live event, he talked so much that people thought he would never shut up.
A: Well, I'm a journalist by trade, and on the way to becoming a regular reporter for a hyperlocal news site, I wrote three profile articles on mime artists, all women, one of whom, a woman named Catherine, is a mime in the French, Marceau-esque tradition, and the Marceau-style mime, with the white face paint and gloves and the simple costume, is the sort of character most people think of when they think of mimes, so I used that. The other two mime artists were living-statue performers.
Q: But you still used stories from all three women about their experiences as performers, is that correct?
A: Yes, I blended elements from all of their experiences, and that's what makes it fiction. Another thing I should point out is that Catherine only performs at events, really, and I've never seen a French-style mime perform on the street or in the park. I ad-libbed the monologue as I wrote it, because I'd already had the experience of writing the three articles.
Q: Although Thelma is identified as a mime, she spends most of the film out of costume and character, with only brief footage of her performing part of the way through, while the film opens with her in costume and makeup only to set up the scene in which she takes off her hat and gloves and removes her mime makeup in a time-lapse scene. Why make her a mime at all? Why not make her a folk singer?
A: I wrote a short story about an aspiring male folk-rock musician from Nebraska living in Manhattan and trying to make it in music, and he meets a female folk singer in the vein of Joni Mitchell or Jennifer Warnes while she's performing in Central Park and he is looking for a place to play in the park himself. They become a couple. So I did the street-musician thing already.
Q: Gotcha. So Thelma is a mime, and you show examples of her performing as a mime and wearing the traditional mime costume, but you really want her to present herself as a real woman who talks about being a mime artist. Do I have that right?
A: Yes.
Q: I see you've made Thelma a black woman. You very rarely see black women perform as French-style mimes. Why is Thelma black?
A: It was an accident, really, she was created through AI out of an experiment I was doing with a picture from someone I follow on Flickr, where I post my pictures. This guy I follow on Flickr took a picture of a mime walking in a parade that we both attended, and the mime happened to be a black woman. I tried to take a picture of her myself, but it didn't come out, and of course, I thought she would make an excellent subject for an on-spec profile article, seeing as you rarely do see black women involved in mime, but it took me months to learn her identity, and once I did, it turned out that she wasn't interested. Anyway, when I learned her identity, I saw a picture of her online without makeup, and now I took the picture of her from the parade and made a vertical-format film with AI that would show her without makeup, taking off her makeup, just to see if the face that resulted would match her real-life appearance. It didn't, so I threw it out.
Q: If you threw it out, how did you make a movie out of it?
A: I sent it to my laptop's recycling bin and, just before I permanently deleted it, I thought, wait, I'd already made a video using AI as an experimental exercise, what if I did something serious with this clip? So I saved it and began to make the movie.
Q: And that's the clip that opens the short?
A: Ironically, no. It was a vertical-format video, so I made a new one from the same Flickr photo in horizontal format. I originally thought I could use the vertical-format film to represent the imaginary box that street mimes always pretend to be in, or something like that, but I thought my movie would look classier if I made it horizontal all the way through. And besides, Thelma is a serious artist. She doesn't do the box. Or the rope pull.
Q: Understood. So was this based on an interest in seeing female mimes on the street and trying to visualize them without their whiteface?
A: Completely. When you see someone performing on the street, a musician, a juggler or a break dancer, they look like anyone else on the street, and they're performing in an accessible and familiar manner; they're not performing as characters, they're just putting out their music, their art, their skills. Mimes are obviously different. And when you're a man and the street mime you see is a woman, you want to know the person behind the persona even more so than if it were a male mime, because you think there might be a beautiful face behind that painted white mask. You also want to hear her talk. You try to imagine a nice voice that is not unlike the adorable gestures and facial expressions she makes when she's performing a light-comedy mime piece. But there is also the frustration of possibly never knowing.
Q: You didn't lean so much into the latter curiosity, the voice. Thelma is talking to one person throughout, and she makes it clear that she knows that person was hoping to see her without her makeup on but doesn't suggest that she figured that this person wanted to hear her voice. Why is that?
A: Too easy. Any street mime can break character to take time out to collect the money in the tip jar or something like that, and he or she can talk in whiteface and probably will talk to someone who compliments his or her performance. Any street mime can break the silence. How many of them unmask in public?
Q: Hey. I'm asking the questions here.
A: Then I'll answer my own question. If you counted all of the street mimes who removed their makeup as soon as they finished a show, you'd be able to do it on one hand with fingers to spare.
Q: Fair enough. So the movie begins with Thelma in full mime makeup, she takes off her disguise, reveals herself to be an attractive young woman, and then talks about what it's like to be a professional mime artist. Why so much detail?
A: Because most street mimes are rank novices who are untrained and only imitate what they've seen. That's why so many people hate mimes. Because they see them pretend to be trapped in a box or mock passersby, and they mug a lot, and they're not conveying anything meaningful. And that's the stereotype. And it's a stereotype commonly referenced by people who should know better. Like the folks who make TV commercials. I once showed my mime friend Catherine an old diet-soda commercial from the eighties that's now on YouTube, with a "mime" lady in whiteface and a unitard mugging for the camera and drinking an imaginary glass of imaginary soda and showing off her slender figure at the end. Catherine told me that people who put on whiteface and pretend to hold something for comic effect are cosplayers and what the woman is doing in this commercial is not mime. And she's right, of course.
Q: That commercial must have been an inspiration for your movie. The woman in it is wearing whiteface and she has an attractive figure, and you can't see her real face? That must have been torture for a man with a normal sex drive.
A: You better believe it! You might say that commercial subconsciously inspired my movie, but any woman dressed as a mime, whether a real mime or a cosplayer, is going to get me wondering what she looks like under her whiteface. If I had never seen this commercial back in the eighties, I likely still would have made this movie.
Q: Before we get back to the movie itself, did you ever find out who that woman in the diet-soda ad was?
A: It was model and actress Susan Hess.
Q: Oh, yeah, she was lovely!
A: She still is, and she's a film producer now. I highly recommend her 2009 indie feature movie Not Dead Yet, which she produced and starred in.
Q: So Thelma takes the opportunity to explain mime and express verbally what mime is and how she approaches it.
A: Yes. And because she's not wearing her mime makeup when she's talking, it doesn't feel creepy, because you see her face as well as hear her voice.
Q: Why not more examples of Thelma performing?
A: I'm not sure I wanted to make it that sort of movie. I wanted to keep her unmasked and out of character so viewers would get to know her as an ordinary woman, an ordinary woman who happens to be a street performer who is mysterious when she's in costume and in character. I wanted to explore Thelma as herself. Her monologue is like a one-woman show, only when not in character.
Q: Let's talk about Jim, the young man she's addressing. What's his story?
A: We learn about Jim through Thelma. He stays offscreen all the time, and Thelma explains Jim to us by acknowledging his body language, but she's the only one whoever sees his body.
Q: Why not have Jim onscreen with Thelma? And why not make the movie a dialogue instead of a long monologue?
A: Well, the answer to that is simple - this movie is made entirely with AI, Google Gemini, and I'm not savvy enough or patient enough to write out a dialogue in ten-second video segments, ten seconds being the maximum length of a Google Gemini-made video. That's why I didn't show Thelma performing a mime piece for longer than ten seconds. If I tried to create a part of a larger mime piece longer than ten seconds, I'd go bonkers trying to join the ten-second segments together to create something coherent.
Q: So you conveyed Jim's personality through body language that only Thelma sees?
A: Yes, and not just during Thelma's monologue but in references to his behavior while he was watching her perform, when he was looking at her simultaneously conveying enjoyment of her show and curiosity and an intense desire to see her real face underneath her clown white with the frustration of wondering if he'll actually get to see the "real woman" behind the mask. He conveys, through displays of nervousness and pained facial expressions that Thelma sees and correctly interprets, his guilt for eyeing her with a feeling of sexual curiosity in what her real face looks like. He can't hide his shame and embarrassment.
Q: That sounds intense.
A: It is. But she picks up his vibes, first when she's in character before the story in the movie begins, then when she's talking to him out of character and costume. And she responds with kindness and sweetness, revealing herself psychologically as well as physically, and calling him "honey." As the short progresses, Jim slowly learns to relax. Thelma becomes relaxed herself. When she finishes removing her mime makeup, she no longer needs to wear her hair pinned up, so just before her monologue begins, she lets her down literally, then as she talks about herself, she is letting her hair down figuratively. And Jim appreciates all this.
Q: But he still doesn't talk.
A: No, but he continues to betray his own psychological composition, looking sad when Thelma talks of the abuse she gets from passersby or shock when she shows him a picture of a commercial gig she did that shows her in a costume even more off-putting than the one she wears for her street act. And he does little things for her, like gather her stuff together and hold onto them for her so it doesn't get lost. But one important reason for him not talking is that he's listening. The reason that mimes talk a lot when not performing is because they develop while onstage a pent-up frustration to communicate verbally like any other person. Jim doesn't need to talk to get Thelma to appreciate him. He only needs to listen.
Q: And the viewer only needs to listen to get to know her. But isn't it ironic that the mime does all the talking and the young man from her audience communicates corporeally?
A: Yes, and I was also paying tribute to Mel Brooks when he made Silent Movie in 1976 and gave Marcel Marceau the only spoken line - one word - when I gave Jim one word to say, which is his answer to Thelma's question regarding his name.
Q: Clever. Before I move on, is there any reason why you named your mime lady Thelma? It's not a common name these days, it seems.
A: Well, back when I was thirty and writing mainly as a hobby while trying to figure out what to do with the rest of my life, I had a similar idea for a story about a mime lady meeting the man who becomes her boyfriend after a street performance, and I was going to name her Thelma then. But I hadn't met any mime artists before, and I really didn't know much about the art itself, so I wasn't ready to create a work of fiction based on a fictional mime artist. I must have seen that name around somewhere at the time.
Q: Let's talk about the one thing most people never want to talk about, and that is race. Thelma is a black woman, and as you said, you decided that presenting her as a black woman would make her a distinctive figure in a performing art dominated by whites. But she identifies Jim as white by mentioning his hair and eye color, and you never bring up race anywhere else in the film. Why is that?
A: Why should I? I establish that Thelma is black at the very beginning because her outfit shows her dark brown skin, and once I establish that Jim is white through Thelma's attraction to his hair and eyes, and that's enough. Besides, talking about race would be a dialogue. Thelma is the only one who talks, the only one you see, so to hear her talk about race alone would sound like a lecture.
Q: So your goal was to tacitly acknowledge the two different races of the characters without making it the centerpiece of your movie?
A: Exactly, because Thelma is talking about herself as a mime artist, not as a black woman.
A: Of course it is. If I had created Thelma from a picture of a real-life white female mime and made her Caucasian, the effect of white facial makeup against flesh-pink skin would have been jarring enough, but as I had a picture of a real-life black female mime, I created Thelma from that and made her black. Ironically, Google Gemini actually created a Caucasian female mime from this very same picture I used, but I thought, no, I was creating a fictional female figure from a picture of an African-American woman dressed as a mime, and so I wanted the mime lady in my story to be African-American.
Q: You mean Negro.
A: I do, and it's a legitimate anthropological term, like Caucasian, but we still can't use it because it sounds too much like a six-letter word I myself would definitely never use.
Q: Conceded. So you're saying that the contrast of Thelma's white face paint and brown skin are driving Jim crazier than the contrast of, say, a Caucasian mime lady's white face paint contrasting with pinkish Caucasian skin.
A: Exactly. When he's watching her remove her mime makeup, and seeing her warm brown complexion replacing the dead-white face paint, his brain is entering a higher pleasure zone.
Q: I did research for this interview--
A: Why would you do research to interview me? You are me.
Q: I am the interviewer. I am he.
A: You are me.
Q: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
A: I see what you did there. So about your research . . .
Q: Yes, I did research for this interview, and I learned that when a mime of the opposite sex unmasks, you get a rush of dopamine that rewards you with a sense of pleasure as a form of relief. But when her skin is much darker than her white face paint, it's like the mother of dopamine rushes, as if it were all held back by the Hoover Dam and the removal of the whiteface creates a rush too big for the spillways and it breaks the dam to bits.
A: Precisely. But I don't think I need Thelma, who understands Jim's reaction to her mime face and her removal of it, to get into that.
Q: Fair enough, but why can't Thelma or Jim at least acknowledge the racial difference beyond differences of appearance?
A: Because Thelma's race doesn't matter to Jim, just as Jim's race clearly doesn't matter to Thelma. Jim clearly enjoys her company and wants to be with her, and the only thing that matters to him about her race is that her racial features are what make her so beautiful - her chocolate complexion, her jet black hair, her dark, soulful eyes . . .. I know it's a meaningless cliché to say, "I don't see race," but Jim clearly doesn't either because he's too busy enjoying her beauty. When you see Angela Bassett or Alfre Woodard on the movie screen, you're not thinking, "What a pleasant looking female African-American," or even, "What a beautiful black woman," you're thinking, "What a beautiful woman." And in a color-blind society, well, that's the way I've always heard it should be.
Q: He wants to marry her?
A: Good one. I didn't get that far in the story.
Q: Without revealing the ending, can you tell me if Thelma and Jim become a couple like your street musicians in your short story?
Q: Fine. How is the reception to the movie so far?
Q: Understood. I'll bet you're conflicted too.
Q: Does she become Jim's girlfriend?
Q: Given the reaction you got from friends who won't give AI the benefit of the doubt, give it a chance, do you feel guilty for using AI to make a short movie that you could have made with a black actress?
Q: Will you ever remake this movie as a movie made with real film with a real actress in a real setting if you get the chance?
Q: If someone offered to fund you to make this movie the old-fashioned way, you'd accept the money, I take it?
Q: Perhaps if you remake this film short with real equipment and people, you can expand it and give Thelma more scenes in which she can perform mime pieces.
Q: Isn't it ironic that you show Thelma unmasking to reveal her "real face," yet her natural African-American face isn't real at all?
Q: Any ideas for continuing the saga of Thelma and Jim?
Q: Any more experiments?
Q: She looks like she's ready to be a director or mainstream actress, maybe that could be your next short movie?
Q: Well, it certainly feels like it's a lovely film, with a beautiful idea. How much of Jim is you?
Q: Well said.
A: And the link to the movie short is here.
Q: Well, thanks for granting this interview.
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
Hiding Out
I've been hiding out, working on projects that have nothing too do with this blog, as you could plainly tell from the AI-generated movie short I made, because I didn't want to bother with Trump. But Trump has made it clear that he still wants to bother with us.
Ironically, Trump himself was found hiding out - in a catering truck. Apparently the plane given to him by the Qataris is so compromised in turns of security that he had to be smuggled from that plane to a military plane like Elvis trying to escape his fans at Memphis Municipal when Secret Service learned of an Iranian assassination plot. However, he chose to leave his top aides and Cabinet - including the Vice President, who has a beard and apparently was a beard.
Pete Hegseth has also mostly been also hiding out, having blown the war with Iran and occasionally poking his head out of the proverbial foxhole (no pun intended there) to defend the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier having been at sea for 271 days. Just to put that in perspective, if the Lincoln had left port on new Year's Day and had been out that long, it would be out through September 27. And now, it just might be.
Hegseth hasn't lifted a finger to help the men and women onboard the Lincoln, a ship of captive sailors and naval air personnel, though Navy families have certainly given him the finger. How long is it before naval airmen and airwomen on board the Lincoln get in their planes and fly off?
On a more serious note, some sailors have literally jumped ship, preferring to take their chances with the sharks than have to deal with the the unhealthy "food" being served aboard ship. 😡😠😢
There is some good news. Karen Mulder, the Dutch top model from the 1990s who accused Jeffrey Epstein of the very things it turned out he was doing, only to have her modeling career ruined and be sent to a psychiatric hospital, has re-emerged and has posed for the cover of the latest issue of the German issue of Vogue. She's no longer afraid. She's no longer hiding.
Also no longer hiding is Natalie Harp, Trump's blonde answer to Hope Hicks, a woman known for being a lack-of-personality on one of those very same right-wing news channels. It is extremely likely that she and Trump are having an affair, and Melania - big surprise - is nowhere to be seen.
And Trump's approval rating is so low, it's almost hit bedrock.
All you zombies show your faces, you don't have to hide anymore.
Except Mitch McConnell, who's likely dead.
Monday, August 17, 2026
My New Short Film
As promised, here is a link to my short film. I would have preferred to embed it here, but because I set it to be accessed for audiences eighteen years of age and older, I'm not allowed to embed it anywhere.
My short film is called A Mime Lady Unmasks. And Talks . . . And Talks . . . And Talks. It starts with a female mime in a park at the end of her busking act, and you see her slowly unmask, removing her hat, her gloves, and her whiteface (with the bonus titillation of her undoing her hair) . . . segueing into a one-woman show of a different sort. Out of character, with her painted mask wiped away and her real face visible for all to see, she strikes up a conversation with someone who had been watching her mime act . . . and she does all the talking.
When you see the woman without her mime face on, you will likely find her to be very beautiful. Don't bother asking me how I can help you contact her for another acting gig, though, because, again, she is completely AI-generated, like the short movie itself. She doesn't exist.
Anyway, the link is right here.
Enjoy.
Sunday, August 16, 2026
I Made A Film . . .
I'm sorry I've been away. First I got distracted by more important matters - like my reporting job - and then I found myself going down the rabbit hole of AI experimentation on Google Gemini. After a few days, I made a short movie.
The short movie is an AI-generated one-woman show from a mime artist . . . with a twist. Her show is taking off her mime makeup after busking in the park, getting out of character, and talking to an admirer for ten minutes. I won't say any more than that about it. You have to see the film.
I will say this much about it. The female mime artist in the film was generated by AI as well. She does not really exist.
Some of you may know that I wrote profile articles about a couple of female mime artists based in the New York area. There was a third female mime artist I tried to write an article about, but that effort foundered and eventually had to be abandoned. Many of the details in this movie are exaggerations of their real-life stories (that's what makes it fiction), while other details are simply - no pun intended - made up.
I debut the film on YouTube tomorrow (August 17). In the meantime, I made a promotional preview for it. Here it is. (This is clearly not going on YouTube.) Enjoy.
Monday, August 10, 2026
VW Run Amarok
Somewhere along the way, the presidency of Volkswagen of America became a revolving door. And so, apparently, did Volkswagen of America's priorities for its product lineup.
Volkswagen AG announced a "major overhaul" in both leadership and product planning. Kjell Gruner s out as president of Volkswagen of America, and a fellow named Marco Schubert - not to be confused with American swimming-team coach Mark Schubert - is taking his place. Gone are the days when a Volkswagen of America president could last for over a decade like the late, great Stuart Perkins, who took over from his mentor Carl Hahn in 1965 as the Beetle was about to peak and oversaw the introduction of VW's watercooled cars in 1975. Gruner had only been the leader of Volkswagen of America since December 2024.
The product lineup plans Schubert plans to pursue per the desires of Wolfsburg brass are even ominous. VW wants to add a pickup to the North American lineup, like the Amarok model (below). It will likely be built in VW's Tennessee factory.
As if that weren't bad enough, VW wants to add a full-size SUV. To respond to the inevitable point that VW already has the Atlas, the company wants something even bigger. So not good.
Left unmentioned was whether the base Golf will still be re-introduced to the U.S. and Canada once production of the eighth-generation Golf begins in Mexico. Also left unmentioned was whether the Jetta - the current generation of which is entering its ninth model year this fall - will continue. Gruner said that both cars represent the soul of Volkswagen for VW enthusiasts, and I would add that the Jetta has been one of the bestselling European cars in the United States for decades. It is as yet unclear whether Schubert is simpatico with Gruner's position. Gruner's position no longer matters; he is leaving the company completely.
If there's any silver lining in this development (and I'm stretching it here), it's that Schubert is coming over from Audi, a VW division that never forgot how to make performance cars, so he might actually favor the gambit to keep the Golf and the Jetta in the North American lineup and bring back the base Golf model. Just don't ask Marco for a Polo (which has gone electric, the new ID version having just gone on sale in Europe), or any other model true to Volkswagen's heritage, because the brand is undoubtedly doubling down on a strategy to Americanize the brand to pander to American tastes to increase its American market share.
This is the worst watering down of Volkswagen in the U.S. since 1978, when VW's Westmoreland factory in Pennsylvania began producing "Malibunnies" - Rabbits so Americanized in terms of trim and performance that it had more in common with the Chevrolet Malibu than with Golfs back in Europe. If Volkswagen keeps going down this path, it won't be Volkswagen anymore. Not in the New World, anyway.
Saturday, August 8, 2026
Todd Blanche Is Attorney General
Friday, August 7, 2026
All That Slop and Glop
The European Union has passed legislation requiring content creators in all member states to identify any Internet content created by AI as just that.
Don't expect to hear about this in the American mainstream media. It would only lead to Americans writing to their members of Congress to demand the same thing.Personally, I don't mind AI slop, because it's so easy to spot. See Melania Trump with three legs! See an "historic picture of the Beatles with John Lennon on left-handed bass! See a pioneer in a log cabin with an electrical outlet! And besides, the pictures look more like illustrations than the photographs they purport to be.
As for me, I make AI pictures, but I always identify them because it's the right thing to do. I'm not talking about magazine covers I remove all of the text from; I'm talking about some of my own pseudo-photographs, made from other AI pseudo-photographs, which I clearly identify as AI. But usually, I don't have to; my AI pictures are so silly and so ridiculous - made with the intention of mocking AI itself - that they can't possible anything but AI!
And here are some of them.
Thursday, August 6, 2026
Sick
Sunday, August 2, 2026
Where's Mitch?
Beshear has taken flak for not doing enough to discern McConnell's fitness to remain in office for the remainder of his term, which expires in January 2027, after which McConnell will retire, but it seems that McConnell has already retired - permanently. Rumors of his death may be greatly exaggerated, but Beshear can do absolutely nothing to remedy the situation until and unless McConnell resigns or is proven to have already died. Both of those things are beyond his control, yet progressives in the Democratic Party are using this as a cudgel to swat down his possible presidential ambitions. They don't want a white guy from Kentucky to be the Democratic presidential nominee - why don't they come out and say it? (Left-leaning Democrats seem to in for white male politicians from the old border region of the antebellum period. Look at the lack of respect they gave to Martin O'Malley and Joe Biden.) Do they expect Beshear to storm into the hospital to demand to see Senator McConnell or else? That's not how it works.
What happens next in Kentucky is unknown, but if Beshear can't call a special election or appoint an interim senator once tomorrow passes, assuming Mitch McConnell already has passed, Kentucky will be short one senator and the GOP will be short one member in its narrow Senate majority. That might not be a bad thing.
Saturday, August 1, 2026
The Dam Is Barely Holding
Despite refusing to tell Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA) who won the 2020 presidential election, Jay Clayton was confirmed to be Director of National Intelligence. He's actually one of Trump's better nominees, his main qualification is that he is not Tulsi Gabbard.
Friday, July 31, 2026
The Last Music Video Of the Week - July 31, 2026
Thursday, July 30, 2026
The Music Is Over
Tomorrow (July 31), I will be posting a Music Video Of the Week as usual. But it will be the last one.
You might have figured that out from the fact that I posted last week a video of clip of Paul Mauriat, the French Fred Waring (although Mauriat didn't lend his name to a blender), conduct his instrumental "Love is Blue" for no other apparent reason.
I have to cut back on my blog overall, anyway. I just returned to my local reporting job after a long hiatus, the hiatus being for reasons that boiled down to franchising issues at the news site's parent company, and that means less time here. My blog is not going away - I've committed 24 years to this piece of bandwidth - but I have to focus more on my reporting job. I'll still be around, but my Music Video Of the Week won't be. I'm done after this week.
You'll notice that I took advantage of July 31 - that is, the last day of the month - being the the last Friday of the month to end the page.
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
Losing My Dinner
For those who wondered when the American mainstream media establishment would finally collapse into irrelevance, the suspense ended with the rescheduled 2025 White House Correspondents' Association dinner this past weekend.


























