Epstein Barred

MAGA is disgusted by the memory of financier Jeffrey Epstein.  They know all about the sex trafficking of minors he was involved with, and Attorney General Pam Blondie (her last name isn't really Blondie, and that's not the only thing of hers that isn't really Blondie)  had promised to released the files that include Jeff's client list.  Now Pam Blondie is backtracking, and Trump, who promised to release the files in the 2024 campaign, has been berating reporters for continuing to ask about Jeff, even as he's now trying to prevent Epstein friend Ghislaine Maxwell from talking.  Except that now Trump insists there are no files on his good buddy Jeff.

But when pressed further on the files, he now insists that the Obama administration concocted them, just like they did with the Steele dossier.  Well, which is it?  Either they exist or they don't.  For the record, they do; some of them have been released, most of the released files being court documents from the Justice Department, from a file on Epstein dating back as far as, uh, 2006.  The big kahuna is a client list of guys that Epstein kept in order to extort favors from them, and Britain's Prince Andrew is rumored to be among the names.  And remember, Prince Andrew might today be King Andrew I of England if his older brother had been killed in a freak accident before he married and had children.  (Wow-wee - pretty scary!)

The list, of course might include and most likely includes one Donald J. Trump, whose administration would be brought down faster than Nixon's if the client list showed him on it.  I'm sort of hoping the list has, in addition to Trump, every heterosexual male in the line of presidential succession and that Treasury Secretary Scott Bessant, a gay man, resigns in disgust over the scandal, which would leave Pam Blondie first in line and make her President.  Then we could impeach, convict and remove her for obstruction of justice and replace her with someone to be determined.  

Alas, you can't have everything.  And where this administration is concerned, you can't have anything.  Least of all the Epstein files.