The Show Must Go On

An eleven-member panel of the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has unanimously ruled that the October 7 recall election in California must go forward as scheduled. With the election set, this weblog is officially endorsing a candidate.

I am endorsing - you guessed it - Gary Coleman for governor of California. My reasons are as follows; he's honest by admitting that he's the least qualified candidate in the campaign, he knows how to live on a budget (at least since Diff'rent Strokes went off the air in 1986 and Coleman's career went downhill), and, if elected, he will be the kind of governor that the people of California really and truly deserve.

And I mean that with all the irony (or lack thereof) that implies.