The End Of Men

Our men's water polo team . . . decimated.

Our men's volleyball team . . . destroyed.

Our men's beach volleyball duos . . . wiped out. 

Our men's soccer team . . . never even qualified.

Our men's field hockey team . . . I don't want to talk about it, unless I need a good laugh.

While American women's teams are going for the gold at the London Olympics, the men's teams lucky to make it there are sucking, except for the basketball team.  It must be a blow to Yank guys to find that the greatest men in team sports pretty much come from elsewhere.  The only men's teams American men can defeat are teams comprised of . . . other Americans.  No wonder NFL football is so popular.

Come on, you Y-chromosomed wusses.  Get your damn acts together.  It's not that you were beaten by girls.  You were beaten by Croatians.  I want a men's team to root for in a gold medal game, and you have me on the verge of rooting for Bulgaria in volleyball.  It's been said that we have a passenger train network Bulgaria would be ashamed of.  Now we have a volleyball team that fits the same description.

Oh, and all you guys in the U. S. of A. watching the Olympics from home like I am . . . stop yelling how we're number one.  We're as good at men's water polo as we are at teaching our kids to read.