Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

I thought I'd heard everything when Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia Brady on the "The Brady Bunch" in the seventies, announced a major revelation. So, I thought, she fooled around with Barry Williams, who played her brother Greg. I'd heard that before.

Actually, the revelation turned out to be more mind-blowing - she fooled around with Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan.

(Susan Olsen - you can guess which sister she played by the process of elimination - is turning out to be the only normal "Brady kid." She never fooled around with a co-star - not to my knowledge, anyway - she never got arrested, and she never appeared on a cheesy reality show, either!)

I did not need to know this newly revealed fact, and frankly, dear reader, neither did you.

But - as far as saying something shocking and provocative is concerned -that's going to be a very tough act for Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to top at Columbia this afternoon.