Saturday, November 12, 2005

Time-Sharing the White House

Here's another unsolicited rant of mine . . .
If Hillary Clinton wants to succeed George W. Bush as President, I'd like to make the following proposal: The Bushes and the Clintons should take out a time-sharing contract on the White House! Both families seem to feel they're entitled to the Presidency, so why don't we rent it out to them for a fee? Not only will they get to share the office, we'll make a lot of money off the rental to bring down the deficit! Plus, the family out of power can have modest but posh accomodations in a condo in the Poconos! Come on, George, Bill, Hillary, Jeb - how about it? This will allow Jeb, his son George P., Chelsea Clinton, and possibly Dubayoo's ditzy daughters to lead the country with the blessing of the American people well into the century. We can thus get rid of mindless activities like presidential primaries, party conventions, and the most useless ritual of all in picking a new President - general elections! :-p

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