Wednesday, October 15, 2025
The Color of News
Saturday, October 14, 2023
Fox On the Run
A couple of weeks ago Rupert Murdoch made his long-expected - and in some cases, eagerly awaited - retirement announcement, with plans to hand over control of his media empire to his son Lachlan. As far as I'm concerned, good riddance to bad Rupert.
It wasn't just Fox News, of course. Murdoch dumbed down popular culture with its sister broadcast network, which, despite airing a couple of watchable sitcoms and dramas, mostly aired shows lacking in taste and dignity. It's as if the Fox network, which went on the air in prime time in 1987, aimed to attract the same undereducated, low-information proles to watch lowbrow entertainment to prime them for the ethically challenged "news" channel that came later.
It should be noted that Murdoch broadcast shows to appeal to lucrative audiences that would enable him to obtain the capital necessary to launch the Fox News Channel in 1996. Even as he was appalling folks with "Married . . . With Children," Murdoch aired respectable black sitcoms like "Roc" and "Martin," which inevitably drew black audiences to Fox and helped his bottom line. None of that had anything to do with a desire to help black actors break through to wider audiences. He pretty much much made the money he needed to start a cable news channel off the eyeballs of black audiences and the popularity of black celebrities. And when the Fox News Channel debuted in 1996, it began running racist stories about how food stamps were used the most in poor "urban" (read black) neighborhoods with liquor stores. This was some time after Murdoch had black-oriented public affairs shows on local stations he'd purchased, like WNYW-TV in New York (which he'd bought from MetroMedia) canceled entirely.
No wonder Martin Lawrence - a comedic genius with the same level of intensity and madness as the late Robin Williams - went crazy.
I can also assure you, dear readers, the Fox's acquisition to broadcast rights to National Football League, whose games it began airing in 1994, had nothing to do with the Australian-born Murdoch having a personal interest in American football. It didn't even have anything to do with expanding the broadcast schedule of the Fox network (which still ends prime-time programming an hour earlier than the Big Three networks). It was all in the interest of funding the Fox News Channel. And the purpose of the Fox News Channel was to keep the Republican Party dominant in American politics.
While I'm happy to see Rupert go, lets not kid ourselves. Lachlan Murdoch is every bit as conservative and ruthless as his father, and he will most likely keep Fox News' standard for journalistic malfeasance going strong. Besides, after 27 years ofthe Fox News Channel on the air and 37 years of its sister broadcast network on the air, Murdoch has already done so much harm to American culture that it will likely never recover from it.
After all, despite his own better judgement, Rupert Murdoch promoted Donald Trump.
Tuesday, April 25, 2023
Tuckered Out
Tucker Carlson, a stepson of the heir to the Swanson TV dinner fortune who appeals to the common man (common woman? highly implausible), will now get to live like the common man. He just got fired from Fox News with no foreseeable job prospects in the future. Which means he'll be filing for unemployment and sustaining himself on TV dinners, realizing how you can be fired without warning, just like many of his viewers who on a Friday worked at the steel mill or auto factory and was out of work by Monday.
As Carlson has promoted the replacement theory of whites being replaced by people of color, it appears that this theory has come true in a way for himself. Now he's the one due to be replaced in his time slot!
Having already been on CNN and MSNBC, Carlson has no place to go except possibly for Newsmax (and maybe not even there, given the revelation of what he really thought ot Trump). If he does move to a smaller right-wing channel, he'll have to take a big pay cut. Or, he'll disappear and be forgotten by historians of American media, just as Father Charles Coughlin and Walter Winchell were similarly forgotten.
Either way, Carlson's going to have to eat a lot of them TV dinners.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
A Poem About Rupert Murdoch and an Unhumble Pieman
Defending his media biz.
But telephone hackings had gotten quite nasty,
And one chap would have none of this.
He run up to Rupert and gave him a present,
Though not the sort Rupert would crave,
He threw at old Rupert an object so gooey,
It was a big pie made of
SHAVING CREAM!
BE NICE AND CLEAN!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen!
:-D


