Sunday, April 12, 2026
Running Roughshod on Romanism
Monday, April 6, 2026
Heck of a Way To Start Easter Season
Monday, March 9, 2026
What Has Trump Done?
When I was a kid, my sister and I had to spend occasional weekends with my maternal grandmother, because my mother had to work overtime on Saturdays. It was not fun, because my maternal grandmother lived in an inner-city neighborhood in which there was no sign of grass. Even her entire backyard was paved. Anyway, one weekend there, I did something incredibly and spectacularly wrong. I won't say what it is, but when my grandmother called my mother and told her what happened, my mother demanded to speak to me. When I took the receiver and said hello, the first thing my mother said was, "What have you done?"
If the White House Correspondents' Association (WHCA) had the same directness and indignation as my mother had in that moment she spoke to me, they would be asking Donald Trump the same question about the war he started against Iran. But WHCA's president, apparently, is a wuss, and so are the other correspondents, so no one is asking that.
And as if that weren't enough, Christian nationalist commanders in the military, no doubt with Hegseth's tacit approval, have declared that this war is the prelude to the End Times, when Christ returns to judge the living, the dead, and likely the undead - including MAGA zombies.
Well, that's going to ruin my summer vacation plans!
And as if that weren't enough, Russian leader Vladimir Putin - supposedly Trump's best bud - is giving intelligence on American military positions to the Iranians!
You know, when Germany invaded Poland in September 1939, the war that began was, at first, a minor conflict over the status of Poland., with the Third Reich claiming it as living space and the British and the French fighting to help Poland preserve its independence. Unable to send troops to Poland, Great Britain and France occupied land along the German border with France, and both sides exchanged harmless volleys, leading to the war's original name, the "phony war." (The Winter War, which began with the Soviet invasion of Finland in November 1939, was a separate conflict.) In April 1940 the phony war became real as Adolf Hitler attacked and occupied Denmark and Norway, followed by a major blitzkrieg that result in the Nazi occupation of the Low Countries and the fall of France, prompting Italy to enter the war and prompting Japan, already at war with China, to join what then became known as the Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis. By 1941, even before the Japanese attack on Peral Harbor, President Franklin Roosevelt began referring to the conflict as "World War II."
My point - and I do have one - is that we are likely at the beginning of World War III, but it may take a year or two before that becomes apparent. Such a war will likely redraw national borders at least, ,and end millions of lives at worst, and possibly wipe currently existing countries off the map.
Like the United States.
Oh yeah, that horrible thing I did at my grandmother's house? It turned out to be no big deal in the end. My mother would later laugh about it, though, I remembering the terror I felt at the time, did not. And no one will look back in 2026 years from now and laugh. They won't even have the urge to chuckle.
Tuesday, December 2, 2025
War Crimes Against Humanity
I once noted that I thought that the idea of a war crime is a redundancy because all war is a crime. But what happened three months ago today is not only a crime, it would be inexcusable if it were a war exercise. The fact that it was likely perpetrated to provoke a war also makes it a crime.
On September 2, 2025, Secretary of War (or Defense) Pete Hegseth ordered a U.S. Navy strike on a Venezuelan boat that his office says was a drug-running boat bringing fentanyl to American shores. The boat was nowhere near Florida, the northern Gulf Coast, or Texas but in the Caribbean Sea, just north of Venezuela - a long way to bring a bunch of crates full of pills. Two survivors managed to emerge from the explosion, and Hegseth made it clear that both must be taken out. They were.
That way Hegseth can hold . . . his booze.
Hegseth can't drink his way out of this one. He cannot deflect blame for the murder of the two survivors to Admiral Bradley and all the boys back in the drink. The Senate Armed Services Committee, chaired by Roger Wicker (R-MS) with Jack Reed (D-RI) as the ranking minority member, issued a statement vowing to conduct what they call "vigorous oversight" on the strikes in the Caribbean on . . . well, they likely weren't drug runners. They were more likely fishing boats, struck on orders from Hegseth with approval from Trump mainly to . . . provoke a war against Venezuela to get to its vast oil reserves?
I need a drink.
There's plenty of bipartisan disgust with Hegseth over this, but he does have his defenders . . . notably Megyn Kelly, who, having offered a quasi-defense of Jeffrey Epstein having sex with females who are almost women - that is, girls, spoke to Mark Halperin on her talk show and said that she would like nothing better than to see the survivors of the boar attack not just killed but tortured in the process so they can feel severe pain as punishment for running fentanyl to Americans, even though she has no more of an idea than anyone else as to whether or not these sailors were drug runners. (I'll deal with Kelly more thoroughly later.)
With Kelly a prominent voice in the media and with Hegseth having an outsized role over civilian administration of the military, the rest of the world is pretty much convinced that America has descended into lawlessness and cruelty and sees no reason to trust again for a long, long time, even after Trump and his minions are gone. And that is yet another reason why I keep advocating for the United States to be broken up into separate countries.
And by the way, forget Canada, which has a lot less oil than Venezuela . . . I think Trump wants Venezuela to be the fifty-first state. But, given Trump's record, I'll bet a lot of Venezuelans, given the choice would prefer to stick with Nicolas Maduro.
Thursday, October 2, 2025
Quantico
"Quantico," a corruption of a Doeg Indian word of unknown meaning, may take on the same sort of meaning for modern ears as "Nuremberg" has.
In a move that would have amused Ulysses S. Grant, Hegseth said that beards for flag officers such as generals and admirals would be banned.
However, mustaches are acceptable.
Trump, though not expected to speak at a meeting Hegseth called at his own discretion, showed up anyway for no reason other than to hear himself talk - and give the primary reason they had all been called them all to Quantico on that day, and it was not to reveal the solution to a mystery, like who's in the Epstein files. Trump announced that the military had a new enemy, an "enemy from within," defined largely as anyone who opposes Trump. He pledged to have troops in the streets of America's major cities to bring criminals to heel and use such dangerous cities to train the military to fight.
Gee, I feel safer already.
Thankfully, the flag officers gave Trump and Hegseth no more than polite, muted applause. They clapped their fingers. They were expected to obey Trump, but given how they love and honor the Constitution, I suspect that the first thing these generals and admirals do when Trump gives any one of them an illegal order is to march into the White House and arrest the bastard. Then they can dissolve Congress and hold new presidential and congressional elections.
Or, they could simply, dissolve the Union. Me, I know I want a divorce.
I assume Trump was speaking off the cuff, as usual. Oh, by the way, I need to make a clarification/correction regarding his United Nations speech. The TelePrompTer went out before he started speaking, not during his speech, so he ended up winging all of it. Even more embarrassing than I thought.
Thursday, March 6, 2025
La Junta
Donald Trump just fired Air Force General Charles Q. Brown (below) from his post as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He replaced him with an underqualified MAGA commander.
Pete Hegseth's appointment to the post of Secretary of Defense is making more and more sense from Trump's perspective. With MAGA military men at the helm of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the military legal system, Trump will be able to have the military shoot peaceful protesters against his regime and use troops to dominate the streets of not just Washington by all major cities in the U.S. And Hegseth will be at the top to ensure that no one in the chain of command turns against Trump and tries to remove him from office if he violates the Constitution. Also, a military fully controlled by Trump and Hegseth makes a good deterrent against would-be anti-Trump insurrectionists.
Oh, yeah, and if Trump declares martial law, he can use troops to guard the Canadian and Mexican borders to prevent anyone from escaping.
Good luck, my fellow Americans . . .
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
The New Secretary of Defense
Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a drunk running the Pentagon.
And so, without further ado . . . ladies and gentlemen, the 29th Secretary of Defense, Peter Brian Hegseth!










