Bush Will Say WHAT??

In just a few minutes, George W. Bush will speak regarding the violence in our overseas colony, Iraq, announce his plans to increase troop levels to 21,500 soldiers and Marines, and admit it was a mistake not to do so sooner. Also. . . ,

Wait a minute! Bush is admitting he made. . .

A MISTAKE?????????

All right, I have to check the weather report. I'm certain that hell just froze over!!