Monday, September 29, 2003

Freddy Got Fired

As you probably know by now, professional MTV mook Tom Green's late-night talk show on that cable channel got canceled. MTV insists that Green will remain a integral part of the MTV family. Yeah, right. He'll join Alan Hunter and Kevin Seal on the long list of useless MTV personalities who today have even more trouble getting attention than Vanilla Ice. One of these days, someone is going to approach Drew Barrymore's ex-husband and ask him, "Didn't you use to be Tom Green?"
Here's to you, Tom - without you, young American men would be a whole lot smarter!

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