Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Even More Things I Don't Get

Men's field hockey in America. Men are discouraged from playing field hockey, there are no men's field hockey programs in high schools and colleges that I know of, at least, and yet for sixty-odd years we sent a men's field hockey team to the Olympics. We have a perfect record in Olympic competition - we always come in last!
Liechtenstein. What's the purpose of having a country smaller than Chicago whose economy is based on selling its postage stamps to collectors?
Ed McMahon. See what I mean?

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