"Anthem" by Rush (Go to the link in the upper-right-hand corner.)
Thursday, July 3, 2025
Tuesday, July 1, 2025
The Ballad of (YUCK!) Jeff and Lauren
Monday, June 30, 2025
Profile In Dis-Courage
Trump's big ugly, blister-faced, goateed creature of a budget bill is going through a marathon of amendments to be voted on in the Senate as Democrats try to slow the bill down enough to prevent Trump from signing the bill into law on July 4 (when this blogger will be in Montreal for an extended weekend to get out of the country during a holiday this blogger no longer believes in, hence expect a new Music Video Of the Week a day early). The bill, which cuts spending on renewable energy and health-care access and will likely cause people to die in order to give Jeff Bezos and is new wife (yuck!) a tax cut as a wedding gift. One Senate Republican announced his opposition to it due to Medicaid cuts that will disproportionally hurt his state - Thom Tillis of North Carolina.
And Trump is angry at Tillis. After more or less threatening him with supporting a primary challenger in the 2026 U.S. Senate campaign in North Carolina, Tillis, fearing naught for his career but likely fearing for his life, prudently decided not to seek re-election after two terms. He'll be 65 at the end of 2025, which dovetails nicely with his impending retirement. Progressives are loath to give Tillis any credit for standing up to Trump, since he gave up his political career rather than continue fighting, even as he voted 95 percent of the time with Trump beforehand. But it's never too late to do the right thing.
That is, until this godawful bill passes. Tillis's only definite company in his own party in opposition to the bill is Rand Paul of Kentucky, who loathes the exorbitant spending on the tax cuts and finds the bill distasteful and fiscally irresponsible. Like Tillis on health care, Paul is completely consistent here. But currently there's no sign that the two extra Republicans that the Democrats need to derail the bill in the Senate are ready to step up. Meanwhile, Republican Senator Susan Collins of Maine continues to express her "concern."
Right now, alas, I'm afraid that passage of this budget bill is inevitable. But then again, people said that about a Hillary Clinton Presidency, and look how that turned out.
Friday, June 27, 2025
Music Video Of the Week - June 27, 2025
Thursday, June 26, 2025
Cuomophobia (Or, Hail Zohran, Our Fearless Leader!)
Not since Samuel Tilden prosecuted Boss Tweed and proved him guilty of corruption has there been a political earthquake of such great magnitude in New York City. New York State Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani, who is 33 years old and a Muslim of South Asian origin, won the Democratic nomination for mayor of New York. Mamdani is a democratic socialist who is so progressive he makes Bernie Sanders look like a Tea Partier. Among his policy proposals are municipally owned grocery stores for underserved communities, a "30 by '30" minimum wage increase - $30 an hour by 2030 - free bus service for the poor, and sanctuary for non-heterosexuals.
Progressives looking forward to the general election in New York City had better not get too confident - not yet, anyway. Incumbent Mayor Eric Adams is still standing for re-election as an independent, and there is a precedent for a New York City mayor winning a second term as an independent after being dumped by his own party - John Lindsay, who was disowned by the Republicans but managed to win re-election without party backing in 1969. Also, Republicans and center-right independents could pull off the same hat trick that Republicans and center-right independents pulled in Connecticut in 2006. When U.S. Senator Joe Lieberman failed to win the Democratic nomination for a fourth Senate term that year, losing to Ned Lamont, the Republicans put up a token nominee while backing Lieberman's independent general election campaign. Lieberman was re-elected, and Connecticut progressives who backed Lamont had to lick their wounds. Substitute "Adams" for Lieberman and "Mamdani" for Lamont, and you get the GOP/establishment Democratic Big Apple playbook. True, Republican mayoral nominee Curtis Sliwa, the founder of the Guardian Angels vigilante group and conservative talk-radio host, is no token candidate, but a coalition of Republicans and establishment Democrats might pivot to Adams if they think Adams can prevail in a three-way campaign.
(Aside: Ned Lamont was elected governor of Connecticut in 2018 and re-elected in 2022. He is the rarest of birds - a Democrat who was allowed to make a comeback after an electoral defeat.)
So what do I care, right? I mean, this won't affect the gubernatorial election in my state of New Jersey, right? But it may. Don't think that Republican gubernatorial nominee Jack Ciattarelli won't exploit the Mamdani nomination against Mikie Sherrill, his Democratic opponent, for his own purposes, when many commuters to Manhattan live in the state's northern counties and a Mamdani administration might have an effect on commuters through issues like congestion pricing. Ciattarelli already has a head start by having the opportunity to ask voters to imagine a Sherrill administration working in concert with the mayor of New Jersey's largest city, Newark - Ras Baraka. Imagine how many times Jack will mention the mayor of Newark - "Ras Bar-AKA!" By the time November comes, Mayor Baraka will wish his father hadn't changed the family name from Jones. So think of how Jack can exploit the name of Zohran Mamdani.
It's very easy to demonize anyone whose surname ends in a vowel, as Ciattarelli's immigrant forbears realized when they came here from Italy. But in New York City, the only person with a vowel at the end of his surname that got rejected was Andrew Cuomo. Cuomo was rightly seen as an aging political warhorse out on one last pillage for power in an effort to redeem himself after his sex scandals and the COVID nursing-home scandal by asking to be elected the chief executive of five of New York State's counties (the NYC boroughs) after having been chief executive of all 62 of them. He is a tried-and-true centrist and a transactional politician, unlike his revered and esteemed father, and he's as megalomaniacal as his brother Chris is self-important. He offered nothing for New York City's beleaguered residents suffering from the high cost of living and the higher cost of Mayor Adams' stupidity. Zohran Mamdani did offer something.
It remains to be seen how NYC independents will vote in November, as New York is a closed-primary state that allows only registered party members to participate. And Curtis Sliwa will still likely garner a lot of support. But the Democrats ought to remember that not every election campaign for office should have the same type of nominee. Whether progressive or moderate, all Democrats are pretty much to the left of the GOP these days. As a center-left Democrat, Mikie Sherrill, who has been blessed with extreme-right Republican electoral opponents that make her look more liberal than she is to progressive voters, is a perfect fit as the Democratic gubernatorial nominee for New Jersey. As a Democrat more firmly in the middle of the road - so much, she can stand in the middle of the road without touching either yellow stripe with her feet - Abigail Spanberger is the perfect Democratic gubernatorial nominee for Virginia, a former Confederate state becoming more Northern than Southern thanks to an influx of newcomers from the Northeast and a growing realization of the state's geographical position north of 36°30′. And as an arch-liberal, Zohran Mamdani is the perfect mayoral candidate for New York City, a city populated by immigrants, artists, models, photographers, progressive white women, black women, Hispanics, Asian-Americans, non-heterosexuals . . . I think I just described the guests I always meet at model Nancy Donahue's and hairdresser Harry King's annual parties. 😊
Monday, June 23, 2025
Regarding Iran - I'm Not Going To Talk About . . .
I'm not going to talk about Trump bombing Iranian nuclear-development sites despite the fact that they're so far underground they likely don't need fortified concrete ceilings.
I'm not going to talk about Pete Hegseth being the wrong man at the wrong place at the wrong time for any military operation.
I'm not going to talk about how Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu played Trump into going along with joining Israel's attack on Iran.
I'm not going to talk about Trump's threat to Iran not to attack American interests in retaliation for the bombings and how the spectacularly insufferable New York Post predicted that Trump's posturing would lead to a prospect for peace and prosperity in the Middle East - and then Iran fired missiles at an American base in Qatar.
I'm not even going to talk about the need not to impeach Trump but for Democratic states to secede from the Union.
If, by this point, you still have a Trump flag hanging in front of your house . . .
Saturday, June 21, 2025
New Jersey: On To November
Friday, June 20, 2025
Music Video Of the Week - June 20, 2025
Thursday, June 19, 2025
Iran Amok
Monday, June 16, 2025
Ten Years Gone
It was ten years ago today that Donald Trump rode down his own golden escalator to announce his 2016 candidacy for President of the United States, a story that was at the time only worthy of coverage on "Access Hollywood" or "Entertainment Tonight." And everyone laughed - it was just another silly celebrity presidential campaign, like that of Joe Walsh (the Eagles guitarist, not the former Illinois congressman) or Bozo the Clown.
No one is laughing now.
In the past ten years, Trump has pushed right-wing agendas, used his power to grift from the government, restrict civil liberties, and even used his time between his two presidential terms to wreck havoc in Washington through his congressional minions. His cuts to various programs and agencies since returning to power in January 2025 have more damage - mostly irreversible - to America in five months than anything Trump had done in the nine years and seven months before then. And because the damage he's done to America in the last five months is mostly irreversible, that is, again, why I am a secessionist today.
But never mind that. Ten years of Trump's impish mischief-making have pretty much culminated in the past week in the reaping of the mean and stunted fruit that Trumpism has born. Among the lowlights:
- Trump has tightened his grip on the California National Guard and the Marines in Los Angeles, keeping the troops in place as he appeals a judicial ruling saying that he cannot.
- Two Minnesota lawmakers and their spouses were shot, one of the couples shot to death, by a MAGA extremist.
- U.S. Senator Alex Padilla (D-CA) walked into a briefing by Homeland Security Secretary and ICE Barbie Kristi Numbskull and attempted to ask her questions regarding the ongoing mass deportation going on in his state. Senator Padilla was then accosted and seized by federal officers before being hauled out and pinned to the floor and handcuffed. The Homeland Security Secretary continued to talk as if nothing were happening.
- Numbskull also threatened to have the governor of California and Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass forcibly removed from office.
- Israel bombed suspected Iranian nuclear-research sites, and Trump may have gotten us inadvertently involved.
- The parade. That damn military parade.
By contrast, the No Kings protests that were held from coast to coast attracted millions of people, like this rally in Chicago.
If there was a winner from all of this mishigas, it was California governor Gavin Newsom. Newsom has always been seen as the Gary Hart of Generation X - glib, polished, policy wonk - but more recently he's been seen as such for all the wrong reasons - dubious relationships with women, conniving, willing to take right-wingers seriously by communicating with them, too slick for his own good. This past week, however, Newsom threw caution to the wind and delivered a sharp, pointed detailed attack on Trump that more or less accused the Dear Leader of doing exactly what he's doing - attempting to assume dictatorial powers and instigating trouble in the streets of Los Angeles as part of a plan to assume more power. In other words, he did what most Democratic politicians should do but have not. He's had enough and he said what needed to be said.
A week ago, I wrote that Kentucky governor Andy Beshear was the logical choice for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination - that is, if the Democratic Party hasn't been banned under martial law by then - in my argument that we need a white male Protestant. I didn't even mention Gavin Newsom in that post. Now I look at him anew and I'm thinking, yes, he ought to be in the running for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination as well.
There's just one little bugaboo - he's a Roman Catholic, and of course a lot of white Protestants don't want a President who might bow to an American Holy Father in Rome. So let's keep that little detail about Newsom to ourselves. 😉
P.S. You might have noticed that Kamala Harris hasn't resurfaced in the past week despite her adopted hometown of Los Angeles being under military occupation. Most likely, she's ruled out another run for the Presidency (before Democrats adhere to tradition and rule it out for her) and she is now hoping that the next Democratic President will appoint her as U.S. Attorney General - the job she should have had in the Biden administration, because she would have been more aggressive against Trump than Merrick Garland was.
Friday, June 13, 2025
Music Videos Of the Week - June 13, 2025
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Primary Day
Be that as it may, no one knows who's going to win the Democratic primary for governor of New Jersey. There are six candidates, each one getting about 17 percent, of one-sixth, of the vote in various polls - with no clear front-runner - while 2021 Republican gubernatorial nominee Jack Ciattarelli should win the 2025 GOP gubernatorial nomination going away against two token opponents.
What? Jack Ciattarelli is getting a second bite at the apple after having lost the governorship in an election as close as the 2024 presidential election, yet Kamala Harris is persona non grata now? How is that possible? Because Ciattarelli is a Republican. It's Republicans who get to try again after losing a close election. Democrats get sent off to internal exile. Also, Ciattarelli is Italian, and, well, it is New Jersey. Yo!
Let's see what happens.
Monday, June 9, 2025
Wanted: 2028 Democratic Presidential Nominee. No Women Need Apply.
Sunday, June 8, 2025
Blood On the Rise is Following Us
This is how liberty dies . . .
Saturday, June 7, 2025
One Big Beautiful Feud
Friday, June 6, 2025
Music Video Of the Week - June 6, 2025
"Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" by Rick Derringer with the Edgar Winter Group (Go to the link in the upper-right-hand corner.)
Wednesday, June 4, 2025
Disappearing Trump
Where is Donald Trump?
That's a rhetorical question. I don't care where he is.
But no one seems to know where he is. He hasn't been seen since this past weekend, when he was - yeah, big surprise - playing golf. IN this intervening time, Ukraine just destroyed 30 percent of the Russian air force with a stealth drone attack, and that big beautiful mess of a bill is stuck in Congress.
It seems that, after Trump has made so many undocumented migrants disappear . . .
Tuesday, June 3, 2025
Psychos. Killers.
Donald Trump has a new theory involving Joe Biden. He thinks that Biden was executed in 2020 after a military tribunal and was replaced with an animatronic robot. He apparently found out after studying the cover of the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and concluded that it was Biden's hand being extended over Paul McCartney's head.
In a normal country - say, Finland - a President believing in conspiracies about replacing dead people with robots and a lawmaker whose solution to a longer, healthier life is embracing the promise of eternal life after death would be a reason for dissolving the government and calling for new elections. The Constitution doesn't have a provision like that, of course, mainly because Washington and Franklin never dreamed that people in the government would be this stupid.
I'm now going to listen to Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." backwards. Maybe I can find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. 😀
Monday, June 2, 2025
Pictures of a Beautiful Autopsy
This is one of several reasons why my blog had to end. It had gotten to the point where I couldn't keep track of or remember whom I had featured on my blog and whom I'd never featured before.
My blog is now dead. I deleted it this past Saturday as I promised I would, and when Blogger.com gave me the option to permanently delete it, rather than keep it on file for up to three months should I change my mind, I couldn't press "PERMANENTLY DELETE" fast enough. My mind was made up. The blog had gotten problematic with too many women from professions where good looks mattered either little or not at all, and I thought I was actually doing womanhood a favor by including Lisa Masterson, a black female doctor who only became a household name because she was a co-host of a daytime TV medical talk show. Right. Because if you go to a lady doctor for care, her looks should be just as important as her medical expertise. For TV, of course, Dr. Masterson's looks were important. In the real world that Dr. Masterson otherwise participates in, however, her looks shouldn't matter. Dr. Masterson, meanwhile, became culturally irrelevant when "The Doctors" (yes, that's what the show was called) was canceled and her fifteen minutes of fame were up.
When did the rot in my blog begin to set in? Certainly not with actresses I featured early on, because these actresses were actresses whose movies I knew like song lyrics. Certainly not with models or dancers I featured in the beginning, nor even with on-camera meteorologists for The Weather Channel, as the ladies on that cable channel have and had fan clubs started by smitten males (I belonged to a Vivian Brown fan club on Yahoo). The rot might have set in when I featured for the first time a hard-news reporter - NBC's Rehema Ellis, whom I probably featured because I was going through a round of new subjects from A to Z and I needed a surname that began with the letter E. Or maybe it was when I did my first series on beautiful athletes and featured tennis player Jennifer Capriati, who is a gorgeous woman but is still a tennis player, and I myself am not a tennis fan. But it certainly started eating away at the foundation of my blog when I started featuring television actresses who were either unknown to me until twenty minutes before I featured them, disappeared after their sitcoms got canceled with their fifteen minutes of fame up, or both. It was my reliance on fly-by-night starlets and TV newswomen (*cough cough*, Kristen Welker, *cough cough*) that ultimately doomed my blog, culminating with the dustup with the fellow who runs the RETROCirq channel on YouTube.
Oh, and also adding Katy Perry to my blog. I never should have included Katy Perry. Tyler Perry in drag would have made more sense.
I also have a confession to make. While I had a page of written rules and criteria for who could be featured on my blog, I had a couple of unwritten, secret rules. One was, no Scientologists. I consider myself pretty tolerant when it comes to religion, accepting Muslims as part of the American fabric (but not progressives who delight in bashing Catholicism but rush to defend Islam despite Islam being similar to the Church in its cultural conservatism), and even accepting Mormons as Christians, but Scientology is not a religion. It's a cult. And its celebrity members are annoyingly bad missionaries for their "faith." So if you followed my beautiful-women picture blog and wondered why I never included Anne Archer or, when she was alive, Kirstie Alley, that's why.
Overall, though, I'm not really proud of my beautiful-women picture blog in retrospect. The subject was all wrong for a blog, and over time, it became difficult to sustain indefinitely. And that's partly why it stopped being fun. And to be honest, I should have ended it sooner. But it doesn't matter now. I have ended it.
And I'm free. Free from having to maintain the blog, free from having to come up with new subjects for posts, free from having to keep a second blog going even as I keep this one going.
Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty (and the "PERMANENTLY DELETE" button) I'm free at last.
Saturday, May 31, 2025
Musk Is Gone. Not.
Elon Musk served his long-awaited last day as a special government employee. He gave a press conference from the White House explaining how he made changes to how government works and is accountable, and Trump praised him as having a great impact on government, a greater impact than anyone before in America history.
Alas, this is true. Musk may be stepping down as director of the "Department" of Government Efficiency, but he will still most likely pull strings from the outside, and the "agency" he and Trump founded is more or less still in place, and it has all that personal data on every American it mined in the interim. He is still a threat, and he is still a danger. And with Tesla on the rocks, he has plenty of time to continue his assault on America as a private citizen.
Musk joked that he hadn't been to France, but the French aren't the only ones who would want a crack at Musk. Pretty much all eight billion-odd people on the planet are suspects in this assault case. Especially Tesla owners and former admirers.
Friday, May 30, 2025
Music Video Of the Week - May 30, 2025
Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Unwarranted Optimism
I identify with Kyle MacLachlan these days.
It was an example of unwarranted optimism. The film was a huge flop. MacLachlan more or less disappeared for awhile after that.
I identify with MacLachlan because of my own unwarranted optimism regarding my decision to stay where I was and how much time and money I spent to settle myself into my new life after my mother died in January 2024. Having lived with my mother for decades and never struck out on my own, I chose to remain in my childhood house and spent money to freshen it up - a fresh coat of paint in one room, several pictures on the wall, a new bow window for the living room (the old one had leaks, and my mother was wrongly told that it couldn't be replaced). I also spent a small fortune on my car, repairing damaged trim and getting my driver's seat re-covered. I did all of this because I expected to stay in my childhood home with my two newly adopted cats for the rest of my life.
Then, on my fifty-ninth birthday, Trump was voted back into power.
And since January 2025, I have come to realize that everything I did to settle in in 2024 was based on unwarranted optimism in the outcome I hoped for in the election - that Trump would lose. And 2025 under Trump has turned out to be far worse than I imagined it would be, and I imagined mass executions for people vocally opposed to Trump.
This past weekend, I was reminded of just how foolish I was to invest in staying in my house - that is, staying in America - with no expectation that Trump would actually be voted back into the White House. The Department of Health and Human Services and the Food and Drug Administration just issued "guidelines" regarding COVID vaccines that are really gospel. The Musk-emaciated agencies declared that COVID vaccines are to be restricted to seniors and to people under 65 years of age with underlying health conditions. Having been given clean bills of health for the past few years and not yet sixty, I meet neither of those requirements. I was prepared to pay out of pocket for another COVID shot if I had to - as much as a couple hundred dollars - but the shots may, in fact, simply be unavailable for those who don't meet the new requirements, no matter what I'm willing to pay.
Also, Trump has issued disastrous mandates regarding the environment. Democratic states, having seen Trump and Musk trash the Environmental Protection Agency and withdraw from any and all international environmental agreements, have been prepared to handle their own environmental policy and still honor the terms of the Paris climate accord. Ignoring the Tenth Amendment, Trump is forbidding the states to do anything regarding the environment that overrides federal policy and has U.S. Attorneys - including the insufferable Alina Habba in my own state of New Jersey - ready to make states pay for their defiance. Trump has also gutted the National Weather Service and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, meaning that if New Jersey gets another Sandy, we may not find out about it until it's too late. My mother and I rode out Sandy because my mother didn't want to leave. As my own man, I now have the freedom to, whenever a hurricane or a similarly destructive storm is forecast to bear down on my area, get my cats in their pet carriers and drive to another part of the country out of the storm's path. Trump's decision to render the weather bureaus unable to track such storms may very well have taken that freedom away from me.
And because I didn't hedge my bets before Kamala Harris got her butt kicked by MAGA voters, I'm in a very precarious position. But, as I noted before, it was most likely unfeasible to try to leave the country all along.
Unwarranted optimism.
So we all know what happened to Kyle MacLachlan. He collaborated again with David Lynch in 1986's Blue Velvet and his career turned out fine after that, and he and Lynch would work together as regularly as Martin Scorsese has with Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio. Dune, in the meantime, was made as a movie again and has since become the successful film franchise that everyone thought it would be in the eighties. Things worked out for MacLachlan. And Dune. For me - and America in general - I'm not so sure. 😰
Sunday, May 25, 2025
One Big Beautiful Disaster
Trump's "big beautiful bill" passed the House late last week, and it gives extremely generous tax cuts to the wealthiest people in the country (including Trump himself) while cutting spending on Medicare and Medicaid to the bone.
Friday, May 23, 2025
Music Video Of the Week - May 23, 2025
Thursday, May 22, 2025
Rockin' Trump
Monday, May 19, 2025
All Tapped Out
Jake Tapper's new book, co-written by Alex Thompson, chronicling the so-called cover-up of Joe Biden's lack of fitness to run for another term, reminds me how much I've disliked Tapper (below) since 2017, when he made fun of former Maryland governor Martin O'Malley's tweet comparing the MAGA movement to the Klan and to Nazis and calling on people to fight. Tapper's and Thompson's book makes the argument that Biden more or less gave the Presidency back to Trump by insisting on running again in 2024 and denying rank-and-file Democrats the chance to find another candidate to take his place, with Democrats in Washington, D.C. concealing his deteriorating physical and mental condition.
So you can imagine my reaction when it was reported yesterday that Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer and can do no more than manage it to keep himself alive.
My sorrow for Biden is only matched by my sense of schadenfreude toward Tapper and Thompson. They wanted to get in on the lucrative pastime of picking on Joe Biden for making a decision he clearly felt was the right decision at the time - running for a second presidential term in 2024 (and, again, given the possibility of a Newsom nomination, who could blame Biden for his decision?) - and just as their precious book is going to press, Biden's cancer diagnosis makes their book look more like a cynical, venal, disrespectful cash-in than it already did (and was). Even more so, it makes Tapper and Thompson look unseemly and kind of cretinous.
Sunday, May 18, 2025
Gimme A Minute
The fifty-eighth season of "60 Minutes" ended this evening, and the reporters for the news-magazine show - and yes, Lesley Stahl will be back - are already working on stories for a fifty-ninth season starting in September. The most astonishing thing about another season of "60 Minutes" is that there will be one.
"60 Minutes" has been one of the few news programs on American television which has taken a critical eye to the Trump regime, with stories about Trump's migrant policy and Elon Musk's "Department" of "Government Efficiency." Given all that, you'd think "60 Minutes" has the complete trust and confidence of CBS's corporate bosses.
You'd think wrong. While "60 Minutes" hasn't had any of its stories censored or shelved, Paramount - CBS's current owner - has been keeping a watchful eye on the program's staff and editorial activities the same way a security officer at Bloomingdale's might keep an eye on some dude with green hair and a nose ring. This was too much for "60 Minutes"'s executive producer Bill Owens (below), who resigned his position. Owens cited the pressure from Paramount - looking to complete a merger with another media company and wanting to get approval from the Trump regime - not to push Trump too far when speaking truth to power as a reason for his resignation.
Meanwhile, CBS's reboot of the old 1980s series "The Equalizer," starring the rapper legally known as Dana Owens (no relation to Bill) in the title role, has been cancelled. The official reason? Declining ratings, likely. The real reason? Airing a series in which a heavy-set black woman beats up a dozen white men in rapid succession at a time when a racist and misogynistic honky is in the White House (also known as the Honky Château) is not a smart thing to do. For her part, Dana is already promising a new project that she "can't wait to share with" everyone. Uh, Dana? Please don't. Your "projects" in the past thirty-odd years have included two failed daytime talk shows, movies in which you make honky doofuses like even dumber than they already are, and of course your records, which, being rap records, have contributed to the ongoing problem of noise pollution. Not to mention that Moonie-style mass wedding you officiated on the 2014 Grammy Awards with Madonna as a witness. Dana, you've made your millions already, now please get thee to a mansion in Short Hills and enjoy your wealth in blissful retirement.
And having just written all that, I think I'd better get myself into hiding. You know the reason; I won't enunciate it. 😉
As for CBS's compromised broadcasting standards, the late great Andy Rooney said it best and for all time. CBS, which used to stand for Columbia Broadcasting System, stands for nothing anymore. They're just corporate initials now.
Though they could stand for "compromised broadcasting standards . . ." 😉