What happened at the World Cup is more or less when I expected when I decided not to follow it. I didn’t imagine Donald Trump interfering in a disputed and disputable referee call against the United States team’s best kicker, but I could certainly see something coming a mile away. Because we’re Trump is involved, disaster is inevitable.
You know the story by now, but for those who don’t . . . Folarin Balogun (above) received a red card after colliding with a Bosnian player in the game the U.S. won against Bosnia and Herzegovina 2-0. The red card prevented him from playing in the United States’s game against Belgium, but the situation for which he was carded aroused controversy for being a bad call. But just as Megan Kelly drew attention away from a black commentator’s suggestion that Santa Claus, who is always depicted as White, be replaced with a Christmas penguin by insisting that Santa Claus is white in that black people should just get used to it, Trump rendered the original controversy irrelevant by creating a new and bigger one. He personally intervened to get Balogun’s suspension removed in time for the game against Belgium.
Now, I’m not saying that Trump is a curse, but when he sticks his nose into other people‘s business, he has a tendency to discombobulate people trying to take care of said business. All he did was discombobulate and psych out the United States men’s soccer team, who had a lot riding on their next game. The team has been so good that they actually became something that the women’s team has long been and the men’s team has never been - a favorite. This team actually had a chance to win the World Cup. But they went in with Balogun playing when he likely shouldn’t have, the guilt weighing heavy on their minds, and they lost a Belgium, 4-1.
I’d like to say that the Belgians, being old world, and all that, we’re good winners, but they in fact, taunted the U.S. men’s national team - who are used to being taunted - by dancing the way Trump dances. That is, they move their fists back-and-forth and stood in place. That wasn’t cool, because reinstatement wasn’t our team‘s fault, and there was nothing they could have to stop Trump from intervening on their behalf.
Trump will probably invite them to the White House, though, if only to say to them, “I was only trying to help.”
Fortunately, Balogun is much classier than the Belgians. He went to Belgium’s coach after the game and apologized for what had happened and for having played, despite the fact that he should not have. The coach for the Belgian team said that he appreciated and liked Balogun’s gesture and said he was very classy. As you can probably tell, Balgun is the son of an immigrant. His mother is from Britain and happened to be in the United States when he was born. Birthright citizenship! Of course, he’s the first-generation American, because if his family had been here for several generations before that, he probably wouldn’t be so polite! He can thank his British mother for his manners.
Manners, of course, is something Trump is completely unfamiliar with. He just made the United States even more hated than it already is by reminding people just how rude we can be we at least as rules the French, but they at least have culture. And the only time Americans experience French culture is when they indulge in a bit of Yoplait yogurt.
And so, the Cinderella team that was the United States men’s soccer team saw its coach turned into a pumpkin, thanks to Trump, their evil fairy godfather. And those things go And so, the Cinderella team that was the United States men’s soccer team saw its coach turned into a pumpkin, thanks to Trump, their evil fairy godfather. And those things go back to the way they were, with the United States men’s soccer team a joke in the United States women’s soccer team will likely champions in next year‘s women’s World Cup. I would like to say that there’s always 2030, and the good run. Our men’s soccer team had is a portent of things to come, but in fact, many people believe that this should’ve been their year and Trump killed it. Besides, I, being a secessionist, believe that the United States men’s soccer team will not win the 2030 World Cup because I believe that there won’t be a Besides, I, being a secessionist, believe that the United States men’s soccer team will not win the 2030 World Cup because I believe that there won’t be an American men’s soccer team.
Because I don’t think there’s going to happen an America in 2030.
I’m in England right now, apart from two posts I wrote and scheduled before I left the States, I hadn’t expected to write a post and publish it while I was away. I should have known better. With Trump, it was bound to happen.





























