You know how Jesse Jackson got everyone referring to blacks as African-Americans and liberals as progressives? Well, I'm instituting my own semantic rule. From now on, sport utility vehicles, or "SUVs," are no longer going to be called either of those things on this blog.
Henceforth, I will call them "monster wagons."
For obvious reasons.
And I'll be calling crossovers the same thing as well, because just as Republicans think that African-American progressives are black liberals as far as they're concerned, well, as far as I'm concerned, a crossover is still an SUV. I'm sorry - I mean, a monster wagon.
And I also call them monster wagons in part because - here's a shout-out to fans of "The Flintstones" - they remind me of Weirdly and Creepella Gruesome's hearse.
Also, please be sure to support my blog advocating for the sale of the base eighth-generation Volkswagen Golf - a car that's really sporty and utilitarian - in America. My cause needs a hell of a start. It could be made into a monster, if we all pull together as a team. ;-)
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