Saturday, June 15, 2019

Sarah, Sarah . . . This Time Is a Good Time For Goodbyes!

Back in 2016, a lot of progressives wished to see Sanders in the White House.
But this wasn't what they had in mind.
Now, however, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving her job at the end of the month, and I gather that the position will be eliminated because there are no press briefings from this administration any more.
Sarah has been hailed by her boss as a woman of honesty and transparency, and I wish I had a two-dollar bill for every time she lived up to those ideals.  Oh, wait - I do!  And I am not going to spend it!
Hey, I have a plastic dime slug that's worth more than Sarah's integrity.
Sarah, you will not be missed.  Tell your ma, tell your pa - gonna send you back to Arkansas!
And Bernie bros, next time you wish for something, don't just be careful what you wish for . . . be specific!  I wished for a hundred bucks once, now I have all of these deer eating my flowers!  

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