A Very Brief Open Letter To Janet Evans

Dear Janet:

Now that Los Angeles is going to host the 2028 Olympics, I just have one thing to say to you today . . .

Happy birthday!

Forty-six years old . . . and you're still cute. :-)

 Sincerely,

Steven Maginnis

P.S.  When you passed the Olympic torch to Muhammad Ali in 1996, I have to admit . . . I was very jealous.  He was prettier than I am! :-D