It's quite simple, really . . .
Go to Zimbabwe. Bring a gun and a bow and arrow.
Tell a professional hunter and a local landowner you want to hunt a lion. Pay them handsomely for the privileges.
Lure a lion out of Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park, where wildlife is protected, and onto the adjacent acreage. But not just any lion - lure Cecil, a popular lion being studied and tracked by Oxford University as part of a larger study on wild animals.
Shoot him with a bow and arrow and let him suffer. Wait a couple of days. Then shoot him dead with a rifle.
Then skin the body, and behead it for good measure.
Wait a month for people to find out. Then, when you're identified, watch your reputation and your livelihood go down in flames.
Show the world just what a total douchebag and a macho rhymes-with-sit-head you are simply by being someone who hunts for sport, never mind someone who killed a lion illegally. Compound your worthlessness as a human being by offering a meek apology for killing such a beautiful creature.
Congratulations, Walter Palmer - you're the most hated man in the world! And you're also the most sadistic dentist the world has seen since the Nuremberg trials!
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