Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Health Care Hit List

A list of things I'm likely to see before I see universal health care in America:

Teri Polo in a hit television show
the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series
Barry Manilow getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Korean reunification
female Catholic priests
Chris Matthews letting a guest on his show finish a sentence
Grease 3
Bob Dylan releasing a Christmas album (oh, wait, that's already happened!)

I think I've made my point.
And if I ever make it to England - and see London, Stonehenge, and the White Cliffs of Dover - not only will I die a happy man, I'll be able to get free health care if I get sick there.
Nothing against Wisconsin, but I don't really care if I never see Milwaukee.

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