George Walker Bush received the ultimate humiliation when an Iraqi reporter threw two shoes at the outgoing Leader of the Free World at a news conference in Baghdad, where Bush made a surprise visit. too bad Bush didn't have that rubber turkey from his last surprise visit to fight back with! Alas, both shoes missed him.
Meanwhile, despite a slew of reports showing that the reconstruction of Iraq was nothing short of a total failure, Vice President Cheney insists that national security needs dictated Saddam Hussein's ouster by the U.S. military even if he'd had no weapons of mass destruction. Too bad someone didn't knock him senseless with a pair of wingtips.
Oh, well. Soon we won't have Bush and Cheney to kick around anymore.
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