It was bound to happen. My local paper ran an article on Madonna turning fifty, and how youthful and vital she still is and what an astonishingly wonderful inspiration she is and all that rubbish. If I thought the election and the Olympics would overshadow this nonstory, I was bound to be disappointed.
I put that page of the newspaper to good use. It's on my garage floor; I'm using it to check for oil leaks from my car!
Too bad I didn't have a dog to housebreak on it.
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