Sour Juice

It's official: O.J. Simpson is even dumber than the President. At least Bush hasn't - yet - repeated the mistake he made in Iraq by going after a country that had nothing to do with 9/11. But Simpson, knowing he's thought of as murderer despite the fact that he was found not guilty (I think he did it!) and knowing he's viewed as a skank by trying to put out a book explaining how he would have committed a murder he says he didn't commit (what?), actually got himself arrested in Las Vegas on six - six! - counts of armed robbery?!?

And people will be talking about this now instead of health care reform.

The University of Southern California's most infamous graduate is perhaps the best argument against athletic scholarships, which are oxymoronic in nature anyway.