Kill Your Television?

On this solemn occasion, the thirtieth anniversary of Elvis Presley's death, I'd like to offer the following pearl of wisdom . . .

Talking to your television set is not abnormal behavior.

Shooting your television set is!

Right, Elvis couldn't stand Robert Goulet on the tube, so he did what anyone would have done, he pumped a few rounds into the ol' Zenith!

How sad. . . . :-(