We Gotta Get You A Woman

Now that the Winter Olympics are over, Shaun White has a lot of extra time on his hands. He's out to impress Sasha Cohen, and someone has to figure out how to help him with his quest. He hoped to impress her with his gold medal. I wouldn't advise that; it'll only looked like he's rubbing in the fact that he got gold and she only had to settle for silver. But he's still a cool kid, he has charisma, and best of all, he lives close by to her place in Southern California. Go for it, Flying Tomato! You have the opportunity to do what I'll never get to do - date a figure skater! You have found her - now go and get her! The movement you need is on your shoulder!

If you don't get that last sentence, Shaun, ask your dad about it, he'll explain it to you. :-)