Thursday, December 5, 2024
Pardon Me
Saturday, June 15, 2024
The Lonely Hunter
Hunter Biden was found guilty on three counts of illegal gun ownership this past week by a jury who sympathized with his efforts to fight addiction but decided that his belief that he was not addicted when he bought the gun in 2018 was an excuse to purchase a gun because there's no such thing as a "former" addict just as there's no such thing as a "former" alcoholic.
The President received word of his son's conviction, ironically enough, while preparing a speech on gun safety. In another twist, a right-wing gun rights group came to Hunter's support, saying that the law he was convicted under was unconstitutional. They could take their case to the Supreme Court, get the law overturned, and get Hunter freed from whatever prison term he's sentenced to (though, given his contriteness and his admission of addiction, he's likely to receive a light sentence). And given that the Court declared that banning bump stocks - ironically, a Trump administration initiative - was unconstitutional, something like that could very well happen.
Of course, it can be argued that if the younger Biden's name were Robert Hunter, given the nature of his crime, he would not have even been thoroughly investigated and charged, nor would his failed plea deal to allow a judge rather than a potential Republican-run Justice Department to oversee the terms of the deal would not have been necessary had he been charged. And, if his name were Robert Hunter, Grateful Dead fans would be mistakenly telling him how much they love his lyrics for "Box of Rain." 😃 But his name isn't Robert Hunter. His name is Robert Hunter Biden, and it's that surname that got him in trouble. But at least he isn't whining over how he's being persecuted because he's the ne'er-do-well son of a President.
That would be Eric Trump.
In any case, I would recommend that the Biden family send Hunter a bunch of canvasses and oil paint tubes. He's going to need something to do in jail.
Monday, February 26, 2024
What a Country!
The gentleman at the center of the picture below is Alexander Smirnov, a vital informant in the impeachment case against President Biden and his business connections to his surviving son, leaving the federal courthouse on an uncharacteristically rainy day in Los Angeles. And no, he is not shielding his face because of the rain, and his two companions, it would appear, do not have COVID.
Except for one thing: He appeared in court because he was arrested (and freed and arrested again) for providing the inquiry committee members with information that is totally fake!
Made up. Fictitious. A story less credible than the legend of Atlantis. Smirnov, an Israeli national, is an agent for the Russian government who was trying to make enough mischief to embarrass the Bidens. All he did was embarrass . . . well, I was going to say the Republicans, but that isn't true, as the two rhymes-with-glass-pole House committee chairmen named Jim - Oversight Committee chairman Comer of Kentucky and Judiciary Committee Chairman Jordan of Ohio - weren't embarrassed at all. In fact, they doubled down on their accusations against the Bidens, saying that Smirnov's lies don't change the underlying basis of the need for the inquiry.
Except for one thing: Smirnov's lies are the underlying basis of the need for the inquiry.
Comer and Jordan plan to continue to push for impeaching President Biden, convinced that the mere appearance of a business connection between him and his son Hunter requires an impeachment inquiry as long as special prosecutor David Weiss continues his investigation of Hunter.
Except for one thing: David Weiss was the one who had Smirnov arrested.
What a country!
Thursday, September 21, 2023
It Doesn't Matter
Donald Trump has 91 felony indictments against hm, he constantly lashed out at the prosecutors who have charged him, Jack Smith has felt compelled to request a gaga order placed against Trump to avoid a tainted jury in his cases, and in a recent interview (more of which later), Trump claimed full responsibility for the plot to overturn the 2020 presidential election.
Thanks to President Biden's troubles, however, none of that matters.
Even Kevin McCarthy's call for an impeachment inquiry against the President - forced by his right flank, which has had more control over a Republican House Speaker than anyone since Dennis Hastert - hasn't generated much of a rallying around the President by Democrats, at least not yet. That's likely because an impeachment inquiry is different than an actual impeachment, and an inquiry is only meant to find evidence of high crimes and misdemeanors. It doesn't matter if Democrats ask what House Republicans want to impeach Biden for despite no evidence of Biden having done anything wrong. Because such evidence is exactly what an inquiry is meant to seek! It wouldn't be an inquiry otherwise, would it?
If an inquiry comes up with nothing, as it's likely to, the House will most likely decide not to impeach Biden; they apparently don't have the votes for it anyway. But that doesn't matter either; an inquiry is still good enough to tarnish an incumbent President.
Sunday, August 20, 2023
Trump Scandal Versus Biden Scandal
With the indictment of Donald Trump and eighteen other individuals in a racketeering scheme to overturn the 2020 presidential election result in Georgia and commit fraud, handed down by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis (below), Trump is now in the greatest legal trouble he has ever been in - which is to say he's in legal trouble for the first time - as he faces the real prospect of going to prison.
In that scenario, Trump has the advantage. Despite his indictments being about matters far more serious for the Republic than anything Hunter Biden (or his uncle Jim, Biden's brother) might have done, Trump has a base that will stick with him come hell or high water (also known as climate change). Biden doesn't have that sort of following. Bernie Sanders, yes Joe Biden, no.
Thursday, July 27, 2023
The Summer of Hunter
It looked like Hunter Biden was going to get his legal troubles behind him, but the plea bargain he agreed to regarding two counts of tax evasion and one count of illegal firearms possession fell like a house of cards.
Now Hunter Biden is not only unable to get his legal issues out of the way, the political issues are getting worse. There are still ongoing investigations into whether he benefited from his familial relations when working as a consultant in Ukraine and China, and House Speaker Marjorie Taylor Greene, speaking through her figurehead Kevin McCarthy, is pledging to proceed with an impeachment inquiry to see whether President Biden can be impeached for influence peddling through his siblings as well as his son, given the damning evidence implicating the President that has surfaced, and - Oops! Correction: There's no evidence that President Biden is involved.
Still, it's important to investigate the First Family, because there is plenty of evidence that Biden's children made sweetheart deals and used their influence to get ahead, especially Biden's daughter and her husband and their deals with Saudi billionaires, and - oh, wait a minute, that was Ivanka Trump and her husband, and her brothers.
Can anyone tell me why Hunter Biden is the first offspring of a U.S. President to be charged with offenses none of Trump's children would see jail time for while Trump's children have not seen jail time for the even greater offenses they have committed? This country needs an enema!
Sunday, February 12, 2023
Rhymes With "Lucy Glass Witch"
The Republican-majority House Oversight Committee attempted to prove that the Democrats and the Biden campaign forced Twitter to take down a link to a New York Post front-page story about Hunter Biden's laptop in order to help Joe Biden win the Presidency in 2020 (assuming that the Republicans on the committee don't think Biden stole the election). They wanted to prove that the Democratic Party used its power to suppress opponents. Instead, they proved that Trump did just that.
Twitter employee-witnesses admitted that they should not have barred the link to the story about Hunter Biden, given free-speech protection being a cornerstone of the Bill of Rights. But not only did they say they were wrong to do that, they also said they were wrong to delete a tweet from model Chrissy Teigen, wife of soul singer John Legend, dismissing Trump as a - I'll just come right out and say it - a "pussy ass bitch."
This is what became of them.
Monday, July 12, 2021
"What Am I Bid For This Biden?"
Hunter Biden, painter?
Although President Biden has taken steps to ensure that Hunter's paintings cannot be used by prospective owners to get political influence with the White House, ensuring that buyers will be kept anonymous, no one thinks this exhibition/auction is a good idea. First of all, the price. Half a million bucks for a Hunter Biden original? Second, the acquisition of a painting. What's to stop an anonymous buyer from letting the world know he or she has one?
And if AOC buys one for her Washington office, that's going to be really awkward when the time comes to pass an infrastructure bill.
Walter Shaub, who was President Obama's ethics chief, thinks it would be better for Americans to know the identity of the buyers so that we know who is trying to influence the President. "Instead of disclosing who is paying outrageous sums for Hunter Biden's artwork so that we could monitor whether the purchasers are gaining access to government, the [White House] tried to make sure we will never know who they are."
As for me, I think I can trust the Biden White House to monitor who has a Hunter Biden painting and avoid a conflict of interest with any such owners. The problem is that most Americans don't think they can trust them, and Republicans have pre-emptively decided that they most certainly won't trust the White House - even if they can.
But never mind all that. I think Hunter Biden's paintings - yeah, I've seen more than a couple - are good but not great, and so the $500,000 price tag for one is way over the top. And let's be honest. If his name were Robert Hunter, with his abilities and talents as an abstract artist, he'd likely have to sell his paintings for $500, maybe $750 at the most, and he'd have to do it not at an art gallery in Manhattan but at an outdoor arts and crafts show in a park in Montclair, New Jersey or Ann Arbor, Michigan, in a small canopy tent next to the sculptor who works with discarded tin or the shamanic chick from Maine who sells New Age crystal pendants. But his name isn't Robert Hunter. His name is Robert Hunter Biden.
And while he may be good, he's certainly no Paul McCartney. 😉
Thursday, December 17, 2020
Traps For Biden
Okay, Mitch McConnell actually congratulated Joe Biden for winning the Presidency once the Electoral College certified the President-elect's win, after having said that he would recognize a winner once the electors actually voted. But I'm not going to give McConnell brownie points for being consistent. Mitch Mac is acknowledging Biden's win because he wants to give Georgia Republicans an incentive to vote in the U.S. Senate double runoff election on January 5. If they think Donald Trump still has a chance of being declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election as a result of voter fraud, they have no reason to vote in the runoffs or expect them to be fair and secure, which helps the Democrats and makes it more likely that they can win both seats and, with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris's vote, control the Senate.
So what, you say? It's the son being investigated, not the father. Except that Hunter is accused of trading in on his dad's previous position as Vice President in his dealings, meaning that Uncle Joe would be deemed guilty by association. Or guilty of worse. One caveat, though - any special prosecutor investigating Hunter Biden would have to actually find something. There's no real evidence that Hunter did anything wrong.













