Am I going to watch the games of the World Cup, which commenced today? Ahh . . . probably not.
The good news? The hotels and the stadiums charging top dollar for their rooms and their tickets, respectively, are going to lose their shirts, which means that their greedy efforts to fleece the fans will go unrewarded. People outside the North American mainland are going to the Canadian and Mexican matches and ignoring the U.S. matches even as the teams playing in the States are establishing bases of operation right over the borders in Canada and Mexico. Even Americans don't want to go to the American matches. And why would Americans want to root for the home team?
Our team still sucks. It sucks now, it has always sucked, and it will suck for eternity.
Our team sucks as if it can't suck enough. It sucks so much, it didn't even qualify for the 2018 World Cup tournament in Russia. Hmm, who was President then?
Everything Trump touches dies.

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