Trump: The Trial

Well, that was fast!

Donald Trump's trial on election interference in the 2016 election to buy the silence of a porn star (I believe her name is Stephanie) and a Playboy model is set to begin tomorrow, thanks to a jury selection - including alternates - uch swifter than was expected.  The federal 2020 election interference trial is likely not going to happen before the election, but who cares when Manhattan District Attorney has such a strong case that will likely get a conviction and get Trump put under house arrest in Trump Tower (alas, he won't end up in a state prison and become somebody's bitch!).

Don't get out the popcorn, though, as the trial won't be televised.  But the commentary will, so if you want to watch that go ahead.  If you still want to get out the popcorn, go ahead, knock yourself out.  And don't worry about Trump, he'll be fine.  He'll mostly sleep through it, just as he already did during the jury selection process. 😁