Truck Fump

I've heard all of the explanations for how Trump didn't really get away with paying a lower amount on his bond to the state of New York and how, should he lose his appeal, he may end up still having to pay $454 million, and he may still lose some of his properties, but the fact is, he got away with getting off with a 68 percent discount on his bond payment and he's already coming up with creative ways  to pay it by the deadline a week from today.

You can spin it all you want to explain how Trump is still on the hook for nearly half a billion smackers, but the fact is, he got away with it, so don't go trying to put lipstick on a pig and calling it Belinda!

Ahh, well, at least Trump is still going to trial for the election-interference hush money case.