Rudolph The Red-Faced Liar

Well, well, well, what an appropriate Christmas gift Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss got!

Having sued former New York City mayor and Donald Trump henchman Rudolph Giuliani for defamation when he accused the two Georgia poll workers of stuffing the ballot box for Joe Biden and passing a USB plug like it was a cocaine vial - it was actually a ginger mint - Lady Ruby and her lovely daughter got a big fat award from the judge to the tune of $148 million.

Giuliani admitted in court that he didn't know if the two ladies really were stuffing the ballot box while counting the votes, but in order to remain in Trump's good graces - and also to get Trump to help him pay his legal fees - he insisted outside of court that his accusations against the two women were true.  Except that when he had a chance to prove it in court, he offered no evidence.

I guess the country is going to be saved by black women after all.

Except that it may be awhile before Lady Ruby and her daughter see a dime of that money, which they'll eventually need to resettle in Canada to avoid continuous death threats from MAGA morons.  Giuliani doesn't have nearly that much money these days, and he's likely to appeal . . . and his lawyers are likely to continue to point out that Giuliani is a great man who did great things.

In other words, their appeal will be a noun, a verb and 9/11.