Down For the Eight Counts

Michael Cohen.  Guilty on eight counts including fraud, bribery, and campaign finance violations.  Guilty plea.

Paul Manafort.  Found guilty on eight counts - five tax fraud charges, one charge of hiding foreign bank accounts, two counts of bank fraud. A ,mistrial on ten more counts that could be retried later, with another criminal case slated to be tried in a Washington, D.C. court after this trial in Alexandria, Virginia.

Good guys, both, says Donald J. Trump.

I got news for you.  A Democrat will not be elected the 46th President of the United States in 2020.  A Democrat will be elected the 47th President of the United States in 2020 because Mike Pence will become the 46th President of the United States after Trump is gone . . . and become only the second accidental President since Chester A. Arthur to be denied a term in his own right (Gerald Ford was the first).

Don't waste your time trying to impeach Trump, though, Democrats.  He'll resign first.  And he'll know when to leave - unlike Nixon, who had to be told to quit.

And when this is all over, we should take the advice of Al Czervik, Rodney Dangerfield's character in Caddyshack:

"Hey, everybody - let's all take a shower!"