He's back! :-O
The greatest super-villain of all time, the all-American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son - the evil, the merciless Milk Mustache Man!
He's back to fight the forces of good. He's not interested in talking - he's here to kick your ass! He has access to the President of the United States; he's his new national security adviser! Now Milk Mustache Man is going to tell the President to go after any foreigner who gets in America's way . . . Russians, Chinese, Iranians, North Koreans - no, make that all Koreans! - those fruity Britons and Frenchmen, and if we have to attack Canada, Milk Mustache Man is going to make sure we do that too! The nuclear deal with Iran? Forget it - bomb 'em! North Koreans got nukes? Milk Mustache Man will nuke them - and tell them to go nuke themselves! Milk Mustache Man's desire is to take over the world for an evil international syndicate - known as the Trump Organization - and he plans to shoot first and ask questions never! He's got no time for talk, he's gonna start World War III right here and now! Milk Mustache Man will not rest until his enemies - including the Europeans - are completely annihilated! And he's starting with the Democrats!
Who can save us now?
No, not Flash Gordon. Because Milk Mustache Man isn't a comic book character - he's for real! And he has access to the man with the nuclear football! We're doomed!
(It has been rumored that Milk Mustache Man is sometimes disguised as a foreign policy expert named John Bolton.)
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