This Cereal May Be Hazardous To Your Health

What?

You mean that Cheerios isn't the health food it's supposed to be?

And General Mills is as untrustworthy as General Motors?

A new report from the Food Drug Administration declares that eating Cheerios likely cannot lower your cholesterol 4 percent in six weeks, and its promises to lower risks of cancer and heart disease are not scientifically proven, and so General Mills is violating the law that prohibits such unsubstantiated claims on the health benefits of food products.

I've eaten Cheerios to help me reduce cholesterol.

Am I going to die? :-p