Correction: April 28, 2008

I hate to bring Madonna up, but I made a mistake. I had thought her latest album came out in March, but it's coming out tomorrow.

And her record company - whose last chance to cash in on her before she cashes in herself on another label is this record - will make sure it enters the charts at number one by manipulating sales of it through SoundScan.

I don't know which will go first, popular music or the ozone layer. :-O

Meanwhile, get out the earplugs.