Yo Quiero Botulismo

Three dozen people in the greater New York area were stricken with E. coli bacteria after eating at local Taco Bell restaurants, nine of whom fell ill as a result of eating at the same Taco Bell in South Plainfield, New Jersey. Geez, you'd think with all the Mexicans working at jobs no one else once, you'd think they'd find some who can work at Taco Bell and know how to get the cuisine anymore. But maybe that's just it. Taco Bell's bastardized version of Mexican food is so awful, no self-respecting Mexican immigrant would subject himself to making tacos and burritos according to American corporate standards for a gringo fast food chain!