My Bill O'Reilly Impersonation

To those ready to chide me because I didn't expect this snowstorm to be a blizzard:

Shut up! Shut up!! Shut up!!! Just SHUT THE @##!! UP!!!

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, the snow wasn't as hard to shovel as I thought. I was even able to get my car out and go to the grocery store.

By the way, a blizzard is officially defined as a snowstorm with visibility of a quarter mile or less with high winds for at least three consecutive hours. Snowfall amounts have nothing to do with it. So I didn't have to shovel thirty inches of snow; it was more like ten.

So if you were going to keep making fun of me, well, just . . . uhh, do you want me to do my Bill O'Reilly impersonation again? :-p