Oscars 2004

So tonight they're holding the Oscars. Big deal; I'd rather read about the big winners in my morning paper tomorrow. Yeah, I know the Razzies were held last night, but I wasn't really interested in them this year. See, I know Gigli would win all the dishonors in a walk, so what was the point in getting excited about the Razzies this year? No competition. (I still say Ben and Jen will get back together; it's only a matter of time.) 

Oh yeah, they're holding the Oscars a month earlier than before (and this will probably be permanent) in part to lessen the time for campaigning for votes for the nominees. Now if they could only find a similar way to shorten U.S. presidential election campaigns . . ..