Friday, August 29, 2003

A New Idea For a Reality Show

Here it is: "Black Eye For the White Guy," a celebrity reality show in which famous American Negro men try to improve and make over their hapless Caucasian counterparts. Examples:
Walter Mosley teaches Stephen King how to write stories with incisive scenes and fluid, subtle sentences:
Chris Rock shows Adam Sandler how to be genuinely funny:
Charles Rangel gets Tom DeLay to take the common people's interests in consideration for a change in Congress:
Denzel Washington shows Patrick Swayze how to find depth and meaning in a role:
Ossie Davis does the same for William Shatner:
James Brown shows Kenny Loggins how to infuse some soul and energy in his music.
James Brown may have the toughest job of all here!

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