Imagine a Trump regime spokesperson whose tenure is so short - five days - that she's gone before you even get a chance to comment on it!
Not since the implosion of Gary Hart in the first week of May 1987 has a political figure fallen so fast and so far. White House press secretary Katie Zacharia started her new job on Monday and lost it on Friday after a single press briefing in which she turned out to be the one who needed to be briefed. She proved to be an absolute disaster at reading prepared remarks and made some awkward comments about being a working mom, which ultimately enabled her to become a stay-at-home mom.
She is, as Alfred Landon once described himself, a lawyer who never had a case. Except that Landon, an oilman, was speaking metaphorically. Zacharia is a graduate of Pepperdine University's law school. However, she never passed the bar examination. Why? Perhaps you weren't paying attention: she's a graduate of Pepperdine University's law school! Even Sean Hannity, when he interviewed her for his program on Fox News, didn't take her law education seriously.
Though I understand she's licensed to practice law in China.
Now that Zacharia is gone, it's only a matter of time before Trump gets some other bottle-blonde knock-knees to serve as his mouthpiece - and I don't mean as his lawyer, he already has Todd Blanche in that job.
I never thought I'd say this, but when I saw Katie Zacharia in action, I almost missed Karoline Leavitt.
