Saturday, September 6, 2025

It's a Wonderful Presidency

Donald Trump has turned the White House into a Mar-a-Lago-type club for MAGA politicians - no Democrats allowed.  (This is a precursor to him banning the Democrats and all third parties so that future elections never have any opposition on the ballot.)  He's already going ahead with renaming the Defense Department the War Department, saying that the name change shows pride in out victories in World War I, World War II, and every war in between.  (There were no wars in between.)  And the invasion of Chicago is still on the planning table.
I think we're in an alternate It's a Wonderful Life world. What really happened is that a black woman other than Kamala Harris was elected the first black female President in 2024, defeating Trump in a landslide and allowing Jack Smith to bring him to trial and lock him up for good. But early in her Presidency, she was faced with twin crises that threatened world peace and the global economy,
As a result, Speaker Mike Johnson submitted a resolution for the President's impeachment and Trump, operating from prison, made sure that there were enough votes in the Senate to convict her. At this point, the President went out tried to jump in the Potomac but and angel stopped her, and back in the White House she wished she'd never been born. The angel granted her her wish, and for now, we're living in a world without her so she can see what it's like without her.
As soon she decides she's seen enough and wants to live again, we'll be fine after we rally around her.  Hurry, Madam President.

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