Omarosa Out

Trump protégé Omarosa Manigault-Newman (she became Mrs. Newman when she got married in April), who served as Trump's communications director for the White House Office of Public Liaison, either resigned or was fired and either was escorted out of the White House or left on her own.  What really happened is all in doubt.

But here's one thing that's not in doubt. Mrs. Newman, pictured above, is leaving with a lot less respect for Trump than she once had because she found out something very shocking and disturbing . . . there is racism in the Trump White House.

No, Omarosa.  You don't say.  Like, wow.

Here are some other things Omarosa found out at the White House:

Water is wet.

Daffodils grow in the spring.

The Oval Office really is an oval office.

And - she found this out along with Melania - ballerinas dance on their toes.

I understand - this is just a rumor - that the O-Woman is planing to write a memoir about her association with Trump.  I have a perfect idea for a title, but Charles Schulz already used "Things I've Learned After It Was Too Late."

So let's see how soon Omarosa, who leaves the White House in January 2018, can find a job after tax reform passes and the economy starts, ahem, growing.