Tuesday, November 28, 2017

She's Just Wild About Harry

And now for the lighter side of the news (actually, this blog is the lighter side of the news) . . .
It's official:  His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales, Knight Commander of the Royal Victorian Order (call him Harry), and American actress Meghan Markle are engaged.
The happy couple are getting married in 2018.  The wedding promises to be Britain's biggest event of the year.
Right, we gotta stop European royalty from marrying our actresses and depleting our movies and television productions of our bright young female talent.  But when you realize that Hollywood is run by perverts, you can see that we have our work cut out for us.  
Hmm . . . Prince Harry or King Harvey - what's it gonna be? As if the answer weren't a foregone conclusion.
And while they didn't marry royalty, it's easy to see why Elizabeth McGovern and Jennifer Connelly also married Brits.  

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