This one.
Okay, now that I have your attention . . . let me set things up here. Donald Trump is planning to make a major change to the White House, something that would never have appeared on Kamala Harris' to-do list or anyone else's . . . he's going to have a new White House ballroom built, with construction set to start later this fall.
He plans to have it done before January 2029, when he's scheduled to leave office.
It would replace much of the East Wing, as seen below.
Wonder why the rendering shows it in the wintertime?
As out of scale as it looks on the outside, the planned ballroom is just plain gaudy inside, with the inevitable excessive use of gold leaf.
More opulent than elegant, this planned expansion of the White House suggests comparisons to Mar-a-Lago for many, but for me I can't help but think of Adolf Hitler's Chancellery in Berlin, with its emphasis on size and ornament, which was designed by the Führer's sycophantic court architect, Albert Speer.
The Kennedy Center has also been compared to Hitler's palace, but at least the Kennedy Center isn't anyone's actual residence. Someone's residency, yes; someone's residence, no. The White House is the home of the President of the United States, who, more than a famous Hollywood actor, a renowned captain of industry, or an overexposed helium-voiced pop singer from Detroit, is America to the world. And the White House is supposed to represent our values, not one President's. This is different from President Truman having a bowling alley installed or President Ford adding an outdoor swimming pool. This cheapens and degrades the executive mansion!
But, at this point, I am a fully committed secessionist, and I hope to see Trump become the last President of the United States before the country goes the way of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Because Washington, D.C. was culled from 64 square miles of the Maryland side of the Potomac River (Virginia added 36 square miles so that the District of Columbia would be ten miles square -100 square miles - but requested it returned in 1846; ironically, those 36 square miles became the city of Arlington, which is the home of the Pentagon and Arlington National Cemetery), I had imagined that Washington would become the capital of what ever post-American republic Maryland ended up being in, or maybe become the new capital of Canada if the northeastern states became Canadian provinces, another option worth considering, but now I know that Washington can't be the capital of any post-Union country. Trump has already sullied it with changes to the White House already, such having just had the Rose Garden lawn being paved with granite (Hitler liked granite) and having already gotten rid of the trees in his first presidential term (Hitler got rid of the trees along Berlin's grand boulevard, the Unter den Linden, which got its name from those very trees, to have more state parades). He's already wrecked havoc on the Kennedy Center. What does he have planned for the Capital and the Supreme Court? And is the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial in jeopardy of being dismantled?
Therefore, I propose the following ideas once Washington, D.C, is no longer the capital of anything.
First, return it to Maryland. To avoid the prospect of Maryland having to rescue another failing city when it's already saddled with Baltimore, divide Washington into smaller towns and either add them to existing Maryland counties or make the old District of Columbia a new county - name it Douglass County, after famous Marylander Frederick Douglass.
Second, repurpose the government buildings for apartments or office space. As for the Capitol, turn it into an art museum, as the Louvre palace in Paris became an art museum. The Supreme Court can become a new performing arts complex to replace the spectacularly ugly Kennedy Center. Wall up the Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials and, once the interiors are gutted and the statues are placed elsewhere, preferably in their states of origin, turn them into four-star restaurants. Like Maison Robert in Boston occupying the former city hall.
And the White House? Tear it down, just as the Chancellery in Berlin was. Expand the green space south from Lafayette Square. Get rid of any trace of Donald Trump having ever been there. Replace the site of the Oval Office with a monument dedicated to all of the immigrants who were rounded up in the second Trump term and never heard from again.
(As for what to do with the Washington Monument . . . yeah, I have no idea.)
This wouldn't be the first time a city built to be a national capital would cease being one. Bear in mind that the Russian czar Peter the Great built St. Petersburg on the Baltic Sea to be a showpiece capital for the Russian Empire and replace Moscow as the seat of government. St. Petersburg is certainly a lovely city, but when the Bolsheviks took over Russia, Lenin decided that the city was too close to Russia's western border and moved the Russian capital back to Moscow, which would become both the capital of the U.S.S.R. and the Russian Soviet Federated Socialist Republic. (And during the Soviet era, St. Petersburg was named Leningrad.) St. Petersburg, however, is still a repository for Russian culture. Washington is only a seat of government. It has no reason to exist without a country to be a seat of government for.
Just as the country it is the capital of has no reason to exist anymore.